Charming Ditties "N" Chat Up Lines - Page 2

Estreeter · February 13th, 2009, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Mvasilj the Rabbie Burns of his generation , whereas i am more your run of the mill Burning Rabbi , but enough about my hobbies and back to the job of trying to see things that wob-ble

I`m a gentleman
To that i`ll admit
One of honour and truth
Now do you swallow or spit

Thanks GreenSkull, i don't know if thats a compliment or not but i'll take it anyway.
2 more, however these are not mine and just slightly off topic but i just have to add them

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How i wonder what you are,
Shine uopn the parking lot
As i eat my girlfriends twat

Andrew Dice Clay

And out of the Rodney Dangerfield movie, "Back To School"
"My ex wife was a water sign, i'm an earth sign, together we made mud"

MaxJoker · February 13th, 2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvasilj

Thanks GreenSkull, i don't know if thats a compliment or not but i'll take it anyway

Always a compliment friend especially as the man Burns was a scholar and poet , also rightly deserved given your class contributions , that goes double for the additions of quotes from two great comic giants (In my book) .

Yeah like
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go fuck yourself - (ADC)

If it weren't for pick-pocketer`s, I'd have no sex life at all - (RD-RIP)

O, my Love`s like a purple rose
That's newly sprung in may
Your love is like a fresh summer field
Which i want to plough all day - (Me with a nod to RB)

Estreeter · February 14th, 2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Always a compliment friend especially as the man Burns was a scholar and poet , also rightly deserved given your class contributions , that goes double for the additions of quotes from two great comic giants (In my book) .

Yeah like
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go fuck yourself - (ADC)

If it weren't for pick-pocketer`s, I'd have no sex life at all - (RD-RIP)

O, my Love`s like a purple rose
That's newly sprung in may
Your love is like a fresh summer field
Which i want to plough all day - (Me with a nod to RB)

I knew you were cool, an ADC fan,

Here are 2 more i like of his that fits Valentines day

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy

Georgie porgie, pudding and pie
jerked off in his girlfriends eye.
When her eye was drying shut,
Georgie fucked the one eyed slut,

jonny99 · February 15th, 2009, 03:10 PM

hickory dickory dock
this bitch was suckin my cock
the clock struck 2,i blew my goo
and dropped her off on the next block...Whooa!

scott5776 · February 16th, 2009, 07:22 AM

the purpose of this thread was not so crass
and it helps her to maintain some class

Ogri · February 18th, 2009, 07:22 PM

Money's Tight
and Times are Hard
so here's your
f*cking Valentine's Card!

jmp883 · March 25th, 2009, 05:30 PM

It doesn't measure up to the rest of the brilliant pieces posted here but here's my contribution:

She offered her honor
He honored her offer

And all night long it was honor and offer.......

MaxJoker · June 22nd, 2009, 09:48 PM

" Together in love
Yet never in a rut
But times they sure change
So bloody leave me alone
You crazy mad slut
"

Ogri · February 13th, 2010, 07:23 AM

With thanks to Mock the Week;

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I caught something nasty
and gave it to you

**Mal Hombre** · February 13th, 2010, 07:55 AM

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I'll say anything
To get you in bed

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February 18th, 2009, 07:22 PM	#16
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor Posts: 179 Thanks: 820 Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts	Money's Tight and Times are Hard so here's your f*cking Valentine's Card!

March 25th, 2009, 05:30 PM	#17
jmp883 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 165 Thanks: 17,829 Thanked 7,416 Times in 177 Posts	It doesn't measure up to the rest of the brilliant pieces posted here but here's my contribution: She offered her honor He honored her offer And all night long it was honor and offer.......

February 13th, 2010, 07:23 AM	#19
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor Posts: 179 Thanks: 820 Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts	With thanks to Mock the Week; Roses are Red Violets are Blue I caught something nasty and gave it to you