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October 18th, 2013, 03:13 PM | #1 |
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Jobs That Sound Impressive...but Aren't
What kind of job sounds impressive, but once you dig into it a little bit, really isn’t impressive at all?
Thought about this recently, sitting on an airplane, eating my crappy in-flight “meal”. How could a Chef put together such tasteless rubbish? And I thought, when he set out to be a Chef, his aspirations probably were not to be making airline food, or even worse, hospital food. So “I’m an Executive Chef” sounds really impressive, until you hear “for American Airlines.” Sort of like saying “I’m the Commander in Chief of all of the armed forces…of Andorra.” Or I’m a secret agent…from Iceland. Or I’m the biggest porn star in the world…for gay midget porn. Feel free to contribute yours…
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October 18th, 2013, 03:18 PM | #2 |
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I'm a Forum Moderator.......
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October 18th, 2013, 05:41 PM | #3 |
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I'm an actor on TV...I play one of the Teletubbies...
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October 18th, 2013, 05:44 PM | #4 |
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Porcelain, glass and metal retrieval specialist: Busboy.
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October 18th, 2013, 05:48 PM | #5 |
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I was a Valet Parker at our casino for 18 moths ...... In other words, a Bouncer for cars
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October 18th, 2013, 05:52 PM | #6 |
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Bouncer? You mean "Door Steward"
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Nope, it was bouncer Cars waited in line too get in, We'd only let in the members cars when it was busy.... and then you get a non member at busy times and it starts.... "Do you know who I am" ..... Then they'd get angry, exit their vehicle, and start something
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October 18th, 2013, 08:04 PM | #8 |
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I publish a special edition of Playboy magazine....the Braille Edition...
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Heard a nice one on Pointless today. The guy was 'in the art of burnt clay'...
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