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September 30th, 2011, 08:46 PM | #502 |
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Unfortunately you can't take advantage. Your kitchen has become a holy shrine for alkies and tramps who aggressively defend their temple. I wish the next Eastenders Christmas special saw all the characters trapped in the pub while a psycho with a flamethrower roasts them with napalm.
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Done. And all at the low price of $8.50 for the snack size, $11.50 for the full meal size and $15.50 for the jumbo family size.
I wish I didn't have so many friggin' glitches with my computer.
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