Female that you wish did porn - Page 5

randomname · June 3rd, 2011, 02:16 PM

Karen Gillan from Doctor Who and Kari Byron from Mythbusters

Rick Johnson · June 3rd, 2011, 05:42 PM

Every Playmate from 1977

fast_eddie9854 · June 11th, 2011, 04:08 PM

uuuh ...the list would be endless...ranging way back from Sophia Loren and Raquel
Welch to nowadays Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears...

**hobbs** · June 19th, 2011, 04:55 PM

You'll notice all these wimminz have one thing in common:
They all have fantastic gorgeous shapely legs

I wish they DID do porn back then:

Ann Margaret

Joey Heatherton

Joanna Cameron

Yvonne Craig

Annette Funicello

I wish they WOULD do porn right now! :

Carmen Electra

Nicole "coco" Austin

Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson

Jessica Simpson

Kelly Osbourne

Shakira

Jennifer Tilly

All images taken from threads right here at VEF
credit to OP's

**blondifan** · June 19th, 2011, 05:12 PM

Only because she bares a facial/hairstyle resemblance to a girl i know, who really should give up singing and do porn.
Shame she (my friend) has (some) principals.
She doesn't even use a vocoder.

Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

**imtrying** · June 20th, 2011, 07:17 PM

In their prime...Dawn Wells, Lisa Bonet, Adrienne Barbeau, Grace Slick, Phoebe Cates, Alyssa Milano, Lynda Carter, Angie Dickinson, Linda Ronstadt...and the list goes on.

BLUEDINGO · June 27th, 2011, 04:51 AM

To all who have contributed to this thread, especially ishy137, Goofball Jones & GreenSkull:

In case you haven't realised, but half the people mentioned in this thread have actually done porn; not the legitimate stuff, but the homemade variety, but even so, that still counts for something...

To ishy137: yes, I am in complete concordance with you on Christina Hendricks; that girl is an absolute goddess in being such a natural, healthy, lovely, gorgeous, voluptuous redhaired woman that even for the entertainment people to get her to do a full frontal nude shot before she has kids or gets older, well...I'm sorry, there goes another semen stalagtite sculpture on my ceiling.

I just cant seem to control myself these days.

What gets me, though, is that I said exactly the same things here about her on the thread devoted entirely to her -and that her husband is a lucky b@st@rd for being married to her that sooner than later he is not going to wake up one morning from dying of sheer exhaustion, but happiness in having the sublime ecstasy of going to bed with her -but they eradicated my post. I can't imagine why...

To GreenSkull: yes, I agree with you about Kari Wuhrer (I hope I spelt her surname right); she looks suitably filthy, despite her breasts being fake. And don't worry about not getting any sex off that guys wife -she has been cutting out a lot of people, me included. I imagine she's just getting fussy in her old age...at least, that's what she implied when she brandished that shotgun at me. I was rather disappointed...

To Goofball Jones: yes, I agree & I have also been having very impure thoughts about Pippa Middleton's bum -and so has Dr. Rowan Williams. And as you probably won't believe me, then just watch the royal wedding again; the supposedly good archbishop spent more time ogling her backside than concentrating on his clerical duties. GreenSkull will confirm this...

As for my own preferences, other than the abovementioned ones, well here they are, in no particular order:

1. Donna Ewin (when she was 19 -I actually wanted to be her underwear for the most obvious reasons.)
2. Pauline Hickey. (same as above.)
3. Erica Campbell. (more hardcore & b/g)
4. Heather Carolin. (same as 3)
5. Rose McGowan. (she has fantastic skin.)
6. Britney Spears. (the way she is going, it won't be long.)
7. Mariah Carey. (same as 6.)

Ah, the joys of our mastubatory impulses to fantasize about who we want to do the dirty (especially with it involving us) but these people never will be accommodating...it makes you wonder about the grand scheme of pornography after all.

And to quote Monty Python: "You'd better get me a bucket. I feel like throwing up!"

**Markus R** · June 27th, 2011, 07:57 AM

Rose Byrne (and I wish it was me doing her

)

Dominique · June 27th, 2011, 11:45 AM

Suranne Jones and Sheridan Smith in a Silwa set with David Perry. Fiona Bruce in a basque and lacetops in a heavily dubbed italian mmf scene.

**leopards00** · June 27th, 2011, 03:01 PM

have to say I would have mind seeing Joan collins get creampied back in the day.....

June 3rd, 2011, 05:42 PM	#42
Rick Johnson Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: CA Posts: 70 Thanks: 71 Thanked 1,979 Times in 69 Posts	playmates Every Playmate from 1977

June 11th, 2011, 04:08 PM	#43
fast_eddie9854 Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 72 Thanks: 1,693 Thanked 2,144 Times in 67 Posts	uuuh ...the list would be endless...ranging way back from Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch to nowadays Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears... Last edited by fast_eddie9854; June 11th, 2011 at 04:09 PM.. Reason: typo

June 19th, 2011, 05:12 PM	#45
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	Cum on, Make my Day ... Felicia Day Only because she bares a facial/hairstyle resemblance to a girl i know, who really should give up singing and do porn. Shame she (my friend) has (some) principals. She doesn't even use a vocoder. Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

June 27th, 2011, 04:51 AM	#47
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	And now for my two cents worth... To all who have contributed to this thread, especially ishy137, Goofball Jones & GreenSkull: In case you haven't realised, but half the people mentioned in this thread have actually done porn; not the legitimate stuff, but the homemade variety, but even so, that still counts for something... To ishy137: yes, I am in complete concordance with you on Christina Hendricks; that girl is an absolute goddess in being such a natural, healthy, lovely, gorgeous, voluptuous redhaired woman that even for the entertainment people to get her to do a full frontal nude shot before she has kids or gets older, well...I'm sorry, there goes another semen stalagtite sculpture on my ceiling. I just cant seem to control myself these days. What gets me, though, is that I said exactly the same things here about her on the thread devoted entirely to her -and that her husband is a lucky b@st@rd for being married to her that sooner than later he is not going to wake up one morning from dying of sheer exhaustion, but happiness in having the sublime ecstasy of going to bed with her -but they eradicated my post. I can't imagine why... To GreenSkull: yes, I agree with you about Kari Wuhrer (I hope I spelt her surname right); she looks suitably filthy, despite her breasts being fake. And don't worry about not getting any sex off that guys wife -she has been cutting out a lot of people, me included. I imagine she's just getting fussy in her old age...at least, that's what she implied when she brandished that shotgun at me. I was rather disappointed... To Goofball Jones: yes, I agree & I have also been having very impure thoughts about Pippa Middleton's bum -and so has Dr. Rowan Williams. And as you probably won't believe me, then just watch the royal wedding again; the supposedly good archbishop spent more time ogling her backside than concentrating on his clerical duties. GreenSkull will confirm this... As for my own preferences, other than the abovementioned ones, well here they are, in no particular order: 1. Donna Ewin (when she was 19 -I actually wanted to be her underwear for the most obvious reasons.) 2. Pauline Hickey. (same as above.) 3. Erica Campbell. (more hardcore & b/g) 4. Heather Carolin. (same as 3) 5. Rose McGowan. (she has fantastic skin.) 6. Britney Spears. (the way she is going, it won't be long.) 7. Mariah Carey. (same as 6.) Ah, the joys of our mastubatory impulses to fantasize about who we want to do the dirty (especially with it involving us) but these people never will be accommodating...it makes you wonder about the grand scheme of pornography after all. And to quote Monty Python: "You'd better get me a bucket. I feel like throwing up!"

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June 3rd, 2011, 02:16 PM	#41
randomname Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 192 Thanks: 205,129 Thanked 3,063 Times in 193 Posts	Karen Gillan from Doctor Who and Kari Byron from Mythbusters

June 19th, 2011, 04:55 PM	#44
hobbs Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 659 Thanks: 4,197 Thanked 21,343 Times in 603 Posts	You'll notice all these wimminz have one thing in common: They all have fantastic gorgeous shapely legs I wish they DID do porn back then: Ann Margaret Joey Heatherton Joanna Cameron Yvonne Craig Annette Funicello I wish they WOULD do porn right now! : Carmen Electra Nicole "coco" Austin Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson Jessica Simpson Kelly Osbourne Shakira Jennifer Tilly All images taken from threads right here at VEF credit to OP's

June 20th, 2011, 07:17 PM	#46
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,241 Times in 1,043 Posts	In their prime...Dawn Wells, Lisa Bonet, Adrienne Barbeau, Grace Slick, Phoebe Cates, Alyssa Milano, Lynda Carter, Angie Dickinson, Linda Ronstadt...and the list goes on.

June 27th, 2011, 07:57 AM	#48
Markus R Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,268 Thanks: 17,259 Thanked 20,412 Times in 1,251 Posts	Rose Byrne (and I wish it was me doing her )

June 27th, 2011, 11:45 AM	#49
Dominique Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 79 Thanks: 6,304 Thanked 637 Times in 75 Posts	Suranne Jones and Sheridan Smith in a Silwa set with David Perry. Fiona Bruce in a basque and lacetops in a heavily dubbed italian mmf scene.

June 27th, 2011, 03:01 PM	#50
leopards00 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 484 Thanks: 5,669 Thanked 9,210 Times in 468 Posts	have to say I would have mind seeing Joan collins get creampied back in the day.....