Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? - Page 44

I Luv 80s Porn · August 11th, 2012, 07:36 PM

Wow I'm kinda shocked so many people here dislike Ron Jeremy. I always thought Ron was cool. Sure he's short fat and hairy but I really don't look at a guy's body. I could care less if he's got a little gut. That being said I have NOT seen any of Ron's recent work. I have only seen his stuff up to about 2000-2005.

Of this list here are my humble opinions

RON JEREMY no problem with that man and actually thought he was pretty funny in most of his movies. I enjoy his style of fucking. 70s, 80, 90s, early 2000s

BUCK ADAMS the guy really enjoyed what he was doing. His cum shots were real and not "mentally produced".

SASHA GABOR.............Pretty much avoid what ever he's in. Uncircumsized dicks turn me off, they look gross being sucked. Gabor also had an on screen personality of a statue. Talk about wooden.

BILLY DEE......No problems with Mr Dee, in fact I enjoyed his work in the 80s because he wasn't in the mold of the "stereotypical" black guy. Not all black guys have 12 inch dicks and act like thugs. My only complaints about Dee was he was a cum shot dribbler.

PAUL THOMAS very small dicked lucky bastard to be in porn and fuck so many beautiful ladies. Nothing about him that too much bothers me

Mike HORNER is just a geek, pretty good at keeping a hard on and had good cum shots.

STEVE DRAKE average guy, no problems with him, I also enjoy his style of fucking. He loves to be ridden with a woman's back to him. So do I!!!

DON FERNANDO no problems with Don Juan. The guy is great at being on the back of a DP and he REALLY enjoyed anal movies in the 80s and 90s. I'm not sure what he's doing now. But Fernando was one of the actors where actually fucking her in the ass got him excited and he could get off that way instead of fake anal videos that make now.

ERIC EDWARDS my only complaint with Edwards was he seemed like he could only get off missionary style. I've seen one flick where Erica Boyer & Nina Hartley in seperate scenes rode him until he busted a nut. Everything else I've seen him its missionary only.

TOM BYRON.........one my all time favorites

JACK BAKER..........I try to avoid or fwd through anything Baker is in

MARC WALLICE.................I think I know why Wallice got so much anal work in the 80s and 90s. I don't look at much of his stuff.

JAMIE GILLIS........Loved his work with Seka in the late 70s & early 80s, no real problems with him.

FANK JAMES...........No real problems other than the guy was a sweat box

I Luv 80s Porn · August 11th, 2012, 07:38 PM

Randy West should be on the list. West's dick can be no more than 5 inches super hard and he was also a cum dribbler.

auutofrap · August 16th, 2012, 10:06 PM

I can't believe no one is bothered by John Holmes. I hate him. He sported the most ridiculous hair, not only in porn but ever, his puny, hunch-backed body was disgusting, he was as ugly as fuck, and he couldn't even get it up. I don't think I've ever seen him with a hard-on - ever. He died of AIDS, in debt, a cocaine addict embroiled in a series of grizzly murders. Oh, I almost forgot. His cum shots were pathetic.

xfire · August 20th, 2012, 02:49 PM

Ron Jeremy shouldn't even be on the list. He's a legend. Someone you left off, John Leslie. I never could stand that dude.

madjack · August 20th, 2012, 05:20 PM

My choice without a doubt has to be Phil Sutcliffe.

russentyp · September 26th, 2012, 08:00 AM

I have to say, that I have a general aversion to most male porn actors of the 90s (dont know why just do). But if I had to narrow it down, it would be those guys:

Randy West, Hershel Savage (two ugly, old farts, who dont know when to quit)

and not exactly vintage but:

Evan Stone (ok hes not ugly, but he has a stupid face, hairstyle and something about him is just repelling. Belonged to a new generation of porn actors, that were way to ripped and "clean", probably because of intensive body hair waxing. Some people like it I dont.)

And of course Max "The Monster" Hardcore for the reasons that were already mentioned before.

**palo5** · December 12th, 2012, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfire

Ron Jeremy shouldn't even be on the list. He's a legend...

Of course he should be on the list, because he's so distractingly ugly that you can't concentrate on the woman

**chip** · December 13th, 2012, 03:05 AM

Yeah Ron is scary looking these days. He's still a legend. He's also completely watchable before about 1995. Post 1995 he's just too skeevy looking for my tastes.

I'm having a difficult time seeing what all the hate for guys like Randy West is all about. OK the perma-tan and sometimes pseudo-afro are annoying. But so what if he has a smaller dick? So does Steve Drake and so does Joey Silvera for that matter. Having actors with penis sizes that are closer to actual average size versus some guy with a horsec*ck is actually really refreshing to watch. It's more like actual sex between people rather than watching a girl trying to wrangle some freaky amusement park ride.

Since it's actors we can't stand...most of the names on the list above are ones that I can't stand.

RON JEREMY- Legend and watchable before 1995. Most of the time.
BUCK ADAMS- Not bad. Actually had a sense of humor and good wood.
SASHA GABOR- Can do without. Though the Burt Reynolds gag was fun for a bit.
BILLY DEE- Never liked him.
PAUL THOMAS- Nothing terribly objectionable about him.
MIKE HORNER- Mike got it done, albeit with two positions and a quick pop. Played a dork, geek or curmudgeon really well.
BILL MARGOLD- Never liked his work. Better as a historian than a pipe-layer.
STEVE DRAKE- I like his work. Average but that's not always a bad thing.
DON FERNANDO- Never cared for him.
ERIC EDWARDS- Haven't seen enough of his work to comment
TOM BYRON- Tired of Tommy. Though I've never passed up a film because he's in it.
JACK BAKER- No thanks. Great for comic effect not so much for the ole in-n-out
MARC WALLICE- Not anymore. Anyone who knowingly works positive should be in jail.
JAMIE GILLIS- Jamie was freak. Don't like him.
FRANK JAMES- I like his work, sweaty as was noted but O.K. Can't act but then again most of these guys can't.

Others I can do without.
Max Hardcore- Don't get me started.
TT Boy- Slightly less misogynistic than Max. When he's reigned in it's not bad. Turn him loose and he should be up on charges.
Peter North- Yeah I said it. I'm completely tired of him. Will I not watch if he's in it? No. But I know what to expect: him enjoying jerking off at the end of the scene more than the screwing.

Oh I'm sure there are more I can think of if I really tried. But I'll stop here for the moment.

More modern guys I simply don't know about because I can't stand to watch most of that crap. Besides it seems to be nothing more than Viagra-fueled over-sized freaks that are all interchangeable...because they are all lame.

**chip** · December 13th, 2012, 08:57 AM

O.K. In a fit of extreme boredom I went through the thread and made a master list of all names so far. I'd have put it in a table to save space but I don't know how...

Looks like we've managed to name most everything with a Y chromosome and a pulse that has worked in porn the last 30 years.

Aaron Stuart
Alain L'Yle
Alberto Rey
Alex Sanders
Ben English
Benjamin Brat
Biff Malibu
Bill Margold
Billy Dee
Billy Glide
Blake Palmer
Bobby Astyr
Bobby Vitale
Brad Armstrong
Brandon Iron
Buck Adams
Byron Long
Cheyne Collins
Choky Ice
chris charming
Christoph Clark
Connie Dachs
David Perry
Derrick Lane
Dick Nasty
Dick Rambone
Dillon Day
Dirty Harry
Don Fernando
Ed Powers
Eric Edwards
Eric Monti
Eric Price
Evan Stone
Francois Papillion
Frank James
Georg Uhl
Gerry Pike
Greg Centauro
Harry Reems
Herschel Savage
Jack Baker
Jack Hammer
Jake Steed
James Deen
Jamie Gillis
Jean Pallet
Jeff Stryker
Jerry Butler
Joey Silvera
John Holmes
John Leslie
John Stagliano
John Strong
Johnny Rebel
Johnny Toxic
Jon Dough
Jonathan Morgan
JP Armand
Julian St. Jox
Kieran Lee
Kurt Lockwood
Kyle Stone
Lee Stone
Lexington Steele
Manuel Ferrara
Marc Wallace
Marco Banderas
Marco Duato
Mark Davis
Mark Wood
Max Hardcore
Michael Gaunt
Michael J Cox
Mickey G
Mickey Ray
Mike Foster
Mike Horner
Mike Ranger
Mr. Marcus
Mr. Pete
Nacho Vidal
Nick East
Nick Lang
Nick Manning
Otto Bauer
Patrick Collins/Roscoe Bowltree
Paul Thomas
Pete le meat
Peter North
Phil Sutcliffe a.k.a "Fiona" Cooper
Pussyman
Randy Spears
Randy West
Ray Victory
Richard Voisin
Rick Savage
Ringman
Rob Rotten
Robert Rosenberg
Roberto Malone
Rocco Siffredi
rodney moore
Ron Jeremy
Sasha Gabor
Scott Irish
Sean Michaels
Shane Diesel
Sikki Nixx
Steve Austin
Steve Davis
Steve Drake
Steve Holmes
Steve Powers
Steve Vincent
Steven St. Croix
Suave XXX
Tom Byron
Tommy Gunn
Tony Duncan
Tony Montana
Tony Tedeschi
TT Boy
Valentino aka Valentino Rey
Vince Vouyer
Voodoo
Wayne Knight
Wayne Summers
Woody Long
Yves Baillat
Zenza Raggi

**Ninjaturtle** · December 13th, 2012, 09:28 AM

Steve Holmes

View Poll Results: WHICH OF THESE "ACTORS" DO YOU WISH WORKED AT A GAS STATION INSTEAD OF IN PORN:
RON JEREMY	683	33.25%
BUCK ADAMS	114	5.55%
SASHA GABOR	95	4.63%
BILLY DEE	90	4.38%
PAUL THOMAS	59	2.87%
MiKE HORNER	134	6.52%
BILL MARGOLD	48	2.34%
STEVE DRAKE	35	1.70%
DON FERNANDO	110	5.36%
ERIC EDWARDS	27	1.31%
TOM BYRON	116	5.65%
JACK BAKER	31	1.51%
MARC WALLICE	276	13.44%
JAMIE GILLIS	186	9.06%
FRANK JAMES	50	2.43%
Voters: 2054. You may not vote on this poll

December 13th, 2012, 03:05 AM	#438
chip Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 1,201 Thanks: 33,661 Thanked 17,452 Times in 1,136 Posts	Yeah Ron is scary looking these days. He's still a legend. He's also completely watchable before about 1995. Post 1995 he's just too skeevy looking for my tastes. I'm having a difficult time seeing what all the hate for guys like Randy West is all about. OK the perma-tan and sometimes pseudo-afro are annoying. But so what if he has a smaller dick? So does Steve Drake and so does Joey Silvera for that matter. Having actors with penis sizes that are closer to actual average size versus some guy with a horsecck is actually really refreshing to watch. It's more like actual sex between people rather than watching a girl trying to wrangle some freaky amusement park ride. Since it's actors we can't stand...most of the names on the list above are ones that I can't stand. RON JEREMY- Legend and watchable before 1995. Most of the time. BUCK ADAMS- Not bad. Actually had a sense of humor and good wood. SASHA GABOR- Can do without. Though the Burt Reynolds gag was fun for a bit. BILLY DEE- Never liked him. PAUL THOMAS- Nothing terribly objectionable about him. MIKE HORNER- Mike got it done, albeit with two positions and a quick pop. Played a dork, geek or curmudgeon really well. BILL MARGOLD- Never liked his work. Better as a historian than a pipe-layer. STEVE DRAKE- I like his work. Average but that's not always a bad thing. DON FERNANDO- Never cared for him. ERIC EDWARDS- Haven't seen enough of his work to comment TOM BYRON- Tired of Tommy. Though I've never passed up a film because he's in it. JACK BAKER- No thanks. Great for comic effect not so much for the ole in-n-out MARC WALLICE- Not anymore. Anyone who knowingly works positive should be in jail. JAMIE GILLIS- Jamie was freak. Don't like him. FRANK JAMES- I like his work, sweaty as was noted but O.K. Can't act but then again most of these guys can't. Others I can do without. Max Hardcore- Don't get me started. TT Boy- Slightly less misogynistic than Max. When he's reigned in it's not bad. Turn him loose and he should be up on charges. Peter North- Yeah I said it. I'm completely tired of him. Will I not watch if he's in it? No. But I know what to expect: him enjoying jerking off at the end of the scene more than the screwing. Oh I'm sure there are more I can think of if I really tried. But I'll stop here for the moment. More modern guys I simply don't know about because I can't stand to watch most of that crap. Besides it seems to be nothing more than Viagra-fueled over-sized freaks that are all interchangeable...because they are all lame. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by chip; December 13th, 2012 at 06:53 AM..

December 13th, 2012, 08:57 AM	#439
chip Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 1,201 Thanks: 33,661 Thanked 17,452 Times in 1,136 Posts	O.K. In a fit of extreme boredom I went through the thread and made a master list of all names so far. I'd have put it in a table to save space but I don't know how... Looks like we've managed to name most everything with a Y chromosome and a pulse that has worked in porn the last 30 years. Aaron Stuart Alain L'Yle Alberto Rey Alex Sanders Ben English Benjamin Brat Biff Malibu Bill Margold Billy Dee Billy Glide Blake Palmer Bobby Astyr Bobby Vitale Brad Armstrong Brandon Iron Buck Adams Byron Long Cheyne Collins Choky Ice chris charming Christoph Clark Connie Dachs David Perry Derrick Lane Dick Nasty Dick Rambone Dillon Day Dirty Harry Don Fernando Ed Powers Eric Edwards Eric Monti Eric Price Evan Stone Francois Papillion Frank James Georg Uhl Gerry Pike Greg Centauro Harry Reems Herschel Savage Jack Baker Jack Hammer Jake Steed James Deen Jamie Gillis Jean Pallet Jeff Stryker Jerry Butler Joey Silvera John Holmes John Leslie John Stagliano John Strong Johnny Rebel Johnny Toxic Jon Dough Jonathan Morgan JP Armand Julian St. Jox Kieran Lee Kurt Lockwood Kyle Stone Lee Stone Lexington Steele Manuel Ferrara Marc Wallace Marco Banderas Marco Duato Mark Davis Mark Wood Max Hardcore Michael Gaunt Michael J Cox Mickey G Mickey Ray Mike Foster Mike Horner Mike Ranger Mr. Marcus Mr. Pete Nacho Vidal Nick East Nick Lang Nick Manning Otto Bauer Patrick Collins/Roscoe Bowltree Paul Thomas Pete le meat Peter North Phil Sutcliffe a.k.a "Fiona" Cooper Pussyman Randy Spears Randy West Ray Victory Richard Voisin Rick Savage Ringman Rob Rotten Robert Rosenberg Roberto Malone Rocco Siffredi rodney moore Ron Jeremy Sasha Gabor Scott Irish Sean Michaels Shane Diesel Sikki Nixx Steve Austin Steve Davis Steve Drake Steve Holmes Steve Powers Steve Vincent Steven St. Croix Suave XXX Tom Byron Tommy Gunn Tony Duncan Tony Montana Tony Tedeschi TT Boy Valentino aka Valentino Rey Vince Vouyer Voodoo Wayne Knight Wayne Summers Woody Long Yves Baillat Zenza Raggi __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 13th, 2012, 09:28 AM	#440
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,810 Times in 12,571 Posts	Steve Holmes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

August 11th, 2012, 07:36 PM	#431
I Luv 80s Porn Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 100 Thanks: 6 Thanked 655 Times in 87 Posts	Wow I'm kinda shocked so many people here dislike Ron Jeremy. I always thought Ron was cool. Sure he's short fat and hairy but I really don't look at a guy's body. I could care less if he's got a little gut. That being said I have NOT seen any of Ron's recent work. I have only seen his stuff up to about 2000-2005. Of this list here are my humble opinions RON JEREMY no problem with that man and actually thought he was pretty funny in most of his movies. I enjoy his style of fucking. 70s, 80, 90s, early 2000s BUCK ADAMS the guy really enjoyed what he was doing. His cum shots were real and not "mentally produced". SASHA GABOR.............Pretty much avoid what ever he's in. Uncircumsized dicks turn me off, they look gross being sucked. Gabor also had an on screen personality of a statue. Talk about wooden. BILLY DEE......No problems with Mr Dee, in fact I enjoyed his work in the 80s because he wasn't in the mold of the "stereotypical" black guy. Not all black guys have 12 inch dicks and act like thugs. My only complaints about Dee was he was a cum shot dribbler. PAUL THOMAS very small dicked lucky bastard to be in porn and fuck so many beautiful ladies. Nothing about him that too much bothers me Mike HORNER is just a geek, pretty good at keeping a hard on and had good cum shots. STEVE DRAKE average guy, no problems with him, I also enjoy his style of fucking. He loves to be ridden with a woman's back to him. So do I!!! DON FERNANDO no problems with Don Juan. The guy is great at being on the back of a DP and he REALLY enjoyed anal movies in the 80s and 90s. I'm not sure what he's doing now. But Fernando was one of the actors where actually fucking her in the ass got him excited and he could get off that way instead of fake anal videos that make now. ERIC EDWARDS my only complaint with Edwards was he seemed like he could only get off missionary style. I've seen one flick where Erica Boyer & Nina Hartley in seperate scenes rode him until he busted a nut. Everything else I've seen him its missionary only. TOM BYRON.........one my all time favorites JACK BAKER..........I try to avoid or fwd through anything Baker is in MARC WALLICE.................I think I know why Wallice got so much anal work in the 80s and 90s. I don't look at much of his stuff. JAMIE GILLIS........Loved his work with Seka in the late 70s & early 80s, no real problems with him. FANK JAMES...........No real problems other than the guy was a sweat box

August 11th, 2012, 07:38 PM	#432
I Luv 80s Porn Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 100 Thanks: 6 Thanked 655 Times in 87 Posts	Randy West should be on the list. West's dick can be no more than 5 inches super hard and he was also a cum dribbler.

August 16th, 2012, 10:06 PM	#433
auutofrap Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	I can't believe no one is bothered by John Holmes. I hate him. He sported the most ridiculous hair, not only in porn but ever, his puny, hunch-backed body was disgusting, he was as ugly as fuck, and he couldn't even get it up. I don't think I've ever seen him with a hard-on - ever. He died of AIDS, in debt, a cocaine addict embroiled in a series of grizzly murders. Oh, I almost forgot. His cum shots were pathetic.

August 20th, 2012, 02:49 PM	#434
xfire Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Ron Jeremy shouldn't even be on the list. He's a legend. Someone you left off, John Leslie. I never could stand that dude.

August 20th, 2012, 05:20 PM	#435
madjack Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 33 Thanks: 519 Thanked 520 Times in 31 Posts	My choice without a doubt has to be Phil Sutcliffe.

September 26th, 2012, 08:00 AM	#436
russentyp Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 19 Thanks: 13 Thanked 123 Times in 14 Posts	I have to say, that I have a general aversion to most male porn actors of the 90s (dont know why just do). But if I had to narrow it down, it would be those guys: Randy West, Hershel Savage (two ugly, old farts, who dont know when to quit) and not exactly vintage but: Evan Stone (ok hes not ugly, but he has a stupid face, hairstyle and something about him is just repelling. Belonged to a new generation of porn actors, that were way to ripped and "clean", probably because of intensive body hair waxing. Some people like it I dont.) And of course Max "The Monster" Hardcore for the reasons that were already mentioned before.