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If at first you don't succeed than sky-diving is not for you. A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a broken fanbelt.
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August 30th, 2009, 06:42 AM | #2 |
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Don't drink and drive.You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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spitalhouse I have a learning disability that affects how i read write and spell.I am doing the best I can.
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He who laughs last still dosent get the joke.
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A rule of thumb to thoes who shit.
After hours of holding it. When you finely get the chance. Don't forget to drop your pants.
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If you feel like doing something energetic, lie down for 5 minutes first and have a rethink
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Use extreme caution when opening images.
Whatever you try it is not possible to un-see something.
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If at first you don't succseed, ask yourself
"Why did you even bother"
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