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Janet Street Porter went on Wogan once, when Bernard Manning was the other guest. She walked on in a short dress, took the applause, sat down and Manning said 'Alright luv, bet you've flattened some grass'. She fumed all through the rest of the show.
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Women you really shouldn't fancy
Kate Adie anyone?
You know you would Did you mean Kirsty Wark? I'd bone her over her newsdesk. . . . . live. |
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Women you really shouldn't fancy
Okay, she may be a cartoon and an animal but boy oh boy is Maid Marion a fox!!!
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supernanny jo frost, please put me on the naughty step!
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Hmmm, I'm a bit perplexed...
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Ditto Carenza Lewis, a handsome rather than pretty woman, but well put together. No less tasty than - say - Sharon Kayne. I'd happily excavate her trench any time. Sally "Traffic" Boazman - apart from her being 51, a perfectly acceptable attractive woman. I'm 50 myself so I'd love the chance to block her centre lane. I can't think of anyone I fancy who I think I shouldn't - I presume you mean from embarrassment. How about taking a ride on Anne Widd!combe? I can see she might have been ok when she was still human many decades ago and I'd at least be curious to see and handle those monstrous slack tits she has. It's not what you would call an attraction though. If I'm pushed, I'll offer Lisa Riley, formerly fat slag Mandy Dingle off Emmerdale. But apart from Riley being very fat, she's clearly pretty.
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Ah - brilliant. I laughed out loud at the above
Well think of it like this - if you were standing at the bar, pint in hand and a few mates gathered round. . . would you start a conversation by saying "See that Lisa Riley, I really fancy her." I'm guessing you wouldn't. As you point out it's not that it's wrong but as the title says, you shouldn't really fancy her. I'm a bit younger but I can see the attraction of some of these ladies. I do actually fancy Coleen Nolan and would marry her tomorrow. What about these: Gillian McKeith Maggie Philbin |
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She's absolutely horrendous most of the time, but Hazel Blears in her biker gear can get the balls revolving.
The sort of puritanical woman who you imagine would be pure filth with a cock in her grasp. |
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A different direction!
Kelly Stafford! Yes, she's good looking, and will do anything; however, I strongly suspect that one gets an endless load of crap in the bargain.
Now, back to the main stream: Conservative pundit Monica Crowley I don't fancy her views, but love looking at her. |
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OK, as some of you have already 'fessed up, here are my guilty secrets, in no particular order (wouldn't climb over any of these ladies for the biscuits):
Lisa Tarbuck Fern Britton Julia Sawahla Laurie Brett (Jane off Eastenders) Anneka Rice (that's some butt she has!) Serena Williams Georgia Taylor (Casualty and ex-Corrie) Any more and I think there will be a padded van turning up outside ... |
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