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Old March 4th, 2018, 03:40 PM   #4891
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I went into the Mod toilets hoping, nay, expecting summer breeze flower smells. What did I get was Max , straining stinking something GROSS.

Well naturally Sants . As I`d never visit the executive Mod bathrooms , saunas and spars For me ablutions. After scoffing another of Mal`s dang tasty Butt infamous colon cleansing Porky (Full relation ) Madras curries , the night before
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Old March 4th, 2018, 05:19 PM   #4892
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Well naturally Sants . As I`d never visit the executive Mod bathrooms , saunas and spars For me ablutions. After scoffing another of Mal`s dang tasty Butt infamous colon cleansing Porky (Full relation ) Madras curries , the night before
I call foul here. I did not post that!!!! MISQUOTE--MISQUOTE. I demand an investigation by the ethics committee of VEF. Oh wait the mods are the ethics enforcers
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I come to this thread hoping, nay, expecting humorous postings. What do I get on this page GROSS to the max.
Nobody promised us this thread would be fun or easy.
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I call foul here. I did not post that!!!! MISQUOTE--MISQUOTE. I demand an investigation by the ethics committee of VEF. Oh wait the mods are the ethics enforcers
Ethics? There are ethics in this thread? I want my money back!
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Old March 5th, 2018, 12:17 PM   #4896
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I call foul here. I did not post that!!!! MISQUOTE--MISQUOTE. I demand an investigation by the ethics committee of VEF. Oh wait the mods are the ethics enforcers
Well what could be a more off topic comment than misquoting

Hey , could have been worse

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Old March 7th, 2018, 11:23 AM   #4897
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Roses are red,
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So eat 30 burgers
And turn it brown with your poo

Sorry, had nothing better to do for 2 minutes
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Sorry, had nothing better to do for 2 minutes
Yep, that's worse all right.
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Yep, that's worse all right.


But that's original material
My own mind at work

At minimum I'd have thought you'd have awarded me with ......



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If you want an off topic masterpiece then go back into the thread and find that photo of the "frog woman". Remember her from about a year ago. Your comment when you saw her was "Yuuuuuuuuum"
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