The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish for the 2 billion dollars JP Morgan just lost to appear in my bank account.

Granted....it appears in your account for a few seconds and JPM trace it to you and sue you for everything you own to get it back.

I wish for a "get out of wish corruption" free card

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish for a "get out of wish corruption" free card

Granted. You can only use it when you play "Monopoly".

I wish I weren't so well endowed.

[star_]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You can only use it when you play "Monopoly".

I wish I weren't so well endowed.

Granted. The breast reduction surgery is a complete success.


I wish I could breathe under water.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by star_

I wish I could breathe under water.

Granted you're a goldfish, but the 4 yr old brat that owns you flushes you down the toilet while re-enacting Finding Nemo.

I wish I'd flushed away my stash before the cops turned up

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I'd flushed away my stash before the cops turned up

Granted, but all that porn blocked the toilet.

I wish the Americans would attack Saudi Arabia, where the hijackers of 911 came from.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but all that porn blocked the toilet.

I wish the Americans would attack Saudi Arabia, where the hijackers of 911 came from.

Granted. Relying on information provided by the super genius' at the CIA they attack at dawn on Sept. 11, 2012. The employees of the Sanka Arabica coffee bean factory die at their posts. Dick Cheney declares the attack an overwhelming success and confuses the espresso machine with a cold fusion reactor. George Bush wants to attack Naples for making the 'expression' machines. Tony Blair agrees with George Bush. Meanwhile, the price of coffee goes up 10% causing Luddite to give up coffee and drink more beer. In a drunken stupor he falls off the white cliffs of Dover, gets his head stuck in the blow hole of a sperm whale and is last seen heading to Norway.

I wish I could get the above novel published or made into a movie or both.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Relying on information provided by the super genius' at the CIA they attack at dawn on Sept. 11, 2012. The employees of the Sanka Arabica coffee bean factory die at their posts. Dick Cheney declares the attack an overwhelming success and confuses the espresso machine with a cold fusion reactor. George Bush wants to attack Naples for making the 'expression' machines. Tony Blair agrees with George Bush. Meanwhile, the price of coffee goes up 10% causing Luddite to give up coffee and drink more beer. In a drunken stupor he falls off the white cliffs of Dover, gets his head stuck in the blow hole of a sperm whale and is last seen heading to Norway.

I wish I could get the above novel published or made into a movie or both.

Granted. However Tony Blair decides your book violates the offcial secrets act and has every copy confiscated and pulped. Your publisher sues for the advance back.

I wish to live the rest of my life absolved from paying taxes.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. However Tony Blair decides your book violates the offcial secrets act and has every copy confiscated and pulped. Your publisher sues for the advance back.

I wish to live the rest of my life absolved from paying taxes.

Granted. Your funeral is tomorrow.

I wish H. H. Bush a proper send off and I hope he's in heaven five minutes before the devil knows he's dead.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish H. H. Bush a proper send off and I hope he's in heaven five minutes before the devil knows he's dead.

Granted. The Devil was looking for a new avatar for Sweatyhat at the time.

I wish the Devil doesn't get angry at me for outing him.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. As long as you agree to a 1000 demon gang bang. And by "agree," it means being forcibly strapped down, spread-eagled, for maximum access.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.