What if you lived in Australia? - Page 520

**effCup** · April 25th, 2017, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Not sure what you mean

Meaning's indeterminate?

**blondifan** · April 25th, 2017, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Meaning's indeterminate?

Except that land around Melbourne is prohibitively expensive....

until the bubble bursts

**effCup** · April 26th, 2017, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

until the bubble bursts

People who throw bubbles shouldn't live in...
no, hang on

...
people who live in bursts shouldn't throw...

What have you done to my joke, bf?

There used to be a punch-hole in there, somewhere.

**blondifan** · April 26th, 2017, 04:23 AM

In other words we're almost keeping up with the rest of the world.

OrangeSteve · April 26th, 2017, 08:11 AM

All the Australians I know about are good people. Gigi Edgley is the perfect example (not that I expect everyone to be as sweet as her). The one thing I'd always be worried about is China invading and the fact that you're not allowed to own things like AR-15s there.

**trailmaster** · April 26th, 2017, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Meaning's indeterminate?

Now I finally know why sometimes I can't understand what you are saying. You are like the character in the movie: Good Will Hunting, a prodigy, a genius in math. No wonder you like Sudoku. Your thinking is so far above 99.9999999% of the rest of humanity including the members here at VEF that comparing you to us is like comparing Albert Einstein to a moron!!

**Sir Honkers** · April 26th, 2017, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OrangeSteve

The one thing I'd always be worried about is China invading and the fact that you're not allowed to own things like AR-15s there.

Yeah, I guess when the Chinks do finally invade, we'll all be cursing that we weren't allowed to own an AR-15. On the upside, I expect my grandkids to come home from school tomorrow.

**bloke57** · April 26th, 2017, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Comparing you to us is like comparing Albert Einstein to a moron!!

It's all relative.

**trailmaster** · April 26th, 2017, 12:38 PM

I knew it. When my super mansion was being built strange goings on were happening down on the beach near the Bass Strait. Now my security system has picked up what looks like strange construction equipment assembling something ominous. It could be terrorists or super criminals planning to make a daring raid on my mansion. They have to know that my walls can't be breached, and I have weapons that can resist the most modern of armies. And another thing. You idiots: I don't have any money stashed here. It is just a big mansion, not a bank!..........story to continue.

**Sir Honkers** · April 26th, 2017, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I knew it. When my super mansion was being built strange goings on were happening down on the beach near the Bass Strait. Now my security system has picked up what looks like strange construction equipment assembling something ominous. It could be terrorists or super criminals planning to make a daring raid on my mansion. They have to know that my walls can't be breached, and I have weapons that can resist the most modern of armies. And another thing. You idiots: I don't have any money stashed here. It is just a big mansion, not a bank!..........story to continue.

Coises!...he's onto my attempts to tunnel underneath his mansion and come up through the floor. memo to self: move equipment further away

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April 26th, 2017, 08:11 AM	#5195
OrangeSteve Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 13 Thanks: 115 Thanked 189 Times in 16 Posts	All the Australians I know about are good people. Gigi Edgley is the perfect example (not that I expect everyone to be as sweet as her). The one thing I'd always be worried about is China invading and the fact that you're not allowed to own things like AR-15s there.

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,168 Times in 60,062 Posts	I knew it. When my super mansion was being built strange goings on were happening down on the beach near the Bass Strait. Now my security system has picked up what looks like strange construction equipment assembling something ominous. It could be terrorists or super criminals planning to make a daring raid on my mansion. They have to know that my walls can't be breached, and I have weapons that can resist the most modern of armies. And another thing. You idiots: I don't have any money stashed here. It is just a big mansion, not a bank!..........story to continue.