What would you like for Xmas? - Page 3

smallblock · December 16th, 2009, 06:06 PM

A MKIIa Super Marine Spitfire would be nice oh and a pilots license!

MaxJoker · December 17th, 2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by smallblock

A MKIIa Super Marine Spitfire would be nice oh and a pilots license!

Well in that case i`d like a B52 and a flight plan over a certain area of London

**buttsie** · December 17th, 2009, 08:10 AM

My father to forget its x-mas so he doesnt go into his extreme depressed mood which hes done like clockwork every year since I can remember

**buttsie** · December 17th, 2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Well in that case i`d like a B52 and a flight plan over a certain area of London

While your making your way there feel free to re-decorate a few TV stations
especially the ones who love reality TV programs

MaxJoker · December 17th, 2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by buttsie

My father to forget its x-mas so he doesnt go into his extreme depressed mood which hes done like clockwork every year since I can remember

Snap`a`rooney

One of the worst for that i can remember is when mine (On paper only) got blind drunk (Gosh and that`s so unlike him ) and then started self pityingly bleating on about how he invented the chocolate covered Panattoni (There was one on the table at the time ), and so was cheated out of a fortune.

Yes he`s that nuts !

Just as well there wasn`t a turd on the table as he`d have probably claimed to have invented that , mind you he talks enough of it so it is conceivable he did .

**buttsie** · December 17th, 2009, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Snap`a`rooney

One of the worst for that i can remember is when mine (On paper only) got blind drunk (Gosh and that`s so unlike him ) and then started self pityingly bleating on about how he invented the chocolate covered Panattoni (There was one on the table at the time ), and so was cheated out of a fortune.

Yes he`s that nuts !

Just as well there wasn`t a turd on the table as he`d have probably claimed to have invented that , mind you he talks enough of it so it is conceivable he did .

Sounds like a fruitcake...got a cellar with shackles I hope?

Mine just waffles on repeatabley when hes in a good mood about how everything in society is wrong because of GREED

Poor old mother sits in the corner rolling her eyes 360 degrees

Small families(in this case 3)without kids really dont celebrate x-mas apart from the obligatory gift buying...chocolates for mother...x-lotto ticket for father and $200-00 for me
I almost feel like I'm being paid to attend

pitou · December 17th, 2009, 10:07 AM

an oily handjob by marylin jess and desiree cousteau lickin my balls while two mad truckers are busy with her.

lets all sit back and think of this for a second.

dicuss.

**Futuro** · December 17th, 2009, 12:12 PM

Dita von Teese making food for me while I´m watching.

And few pair of socks and bottle of vodka.

**BustyWomenLovr** · December 18th, 2009, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by smallblock

A MKIIa Super Marine Spitfire would be nice oh and a pilots license!

I wouldn't mind a Bf 109F-4 (trop) while Father Christmas was rustling up that Spit for you. Or a P-51D in my 2nd cousin's markings from the 8th AF if that's a wee bit easier for the bloke to stir up - LOL

Foxbark · December 18th, 2009, 01:57 PM

Jennifer Lopez.Sitting on face.For an eternity.A frozen moment in time.Nirvana.Blotting out.The ultimate bliss.
Or come to think of it - buried 'ball-deep' in Ms. Lopez*'s cooze and frozen at point of time and blotted out mid-orgasm in 'time outside time' - the ultimate ecstatic existential experience- kind of justifies our horrific experience of life on Earth for the past 3 billion years from the smallest amoeba, being torn apart and eaten alive untold millions of times in many incarnations to the existential hell we have to deal with every day.

*Insert favored porn actress of choice.

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Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,021 Times in 259 Posts	Jennifer Lopez.Sitting on face.For an eternity.A frozen moment in time.Nirvana.Blotting out.The ultimate bliss. Or come to think of it - buried 'ball-deep' in Ms. Lopez's cooze and frozen at point of time and blotted out mid-orgasm in 'time outside time' - the ultimate ecstatic existential experience- kind of justifies our horrific experience of life on Earth for the past 3 billion years from the smallest amoeba, being torn apart and eaten alive untold millions of times in many incarnations to the existential hell we have to deal with every day. Insert favored porn actress of choice.