Is man embarrassed about his size? - Page 3

**Leprechaun** · July 12th, 2009, 05:51 PM

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A question of perspective

The trouble is that every man sees his own penis in a foreshortened view. The angle at which you look down inevitably makes your penis seem shorter than it is.

But when you glance at another man's organ, there's no such foreshortening effect, so very often it'll look as though the other guy is slightly better endowed.

A lifetime of comparison of this sort (and virtually every male does a quick mental check on each naked man he sees) can easily make you feel a bit inadequate. But it's important to realise the facts about penis length.

(Source: http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relat.../penissize.htm)

Satiros · July 12th, 2009, 06:08 PM

^ Indeed.

It's best to look at your own penis from a downward angle. A bit tricky, but the reward is well worth it.

snorkie · July 12th, 2009, 11:10 PM

Two proven methods:

1. Express the size of one's 'bat' in centimeters. "twelve point six nine, baby!" or,

2. In square inches. The downside of this latter method is that you'll never get anyone to even consider backdoor sex.

GlennQuagmire · July 13th, 2009, 03:03 PM

Apparently being hung like a donkey isn't all a bowl of cherries. I remember a soldier successfully sued the army a few years ago over the comments and ridicule he received from his colleagues about his 10" manhood.

edgarcasey · July 13th, 2009, 09:17 PM

One thing I've done in an attempt to compensate for lack of size is get really really good in the cunnilingus department.
I remember talking to a friend of mine back when we worked for the bank.... I had seen his giant schlong when we ventured to the nude beach a few weeks earlier. Anyway, we were standin' there talkin'....I don't know how we got on the subject, but I just came right out and said it: "Man, I wish I had a cock as big as yours". He responded: "But, dude! You've got a tongue that speaks twelve different languages!"
I felt a little better after that.

**crazybikerme** · July 15th, 2009, 08:32 PM

It's always been a kind of, shrug your shoulders, can't change it, so why worry?? That was until, I played a game of social cricket with a good mate. As we stood in the shower post match............the bastard was just massive!!!!!

Trust me! Out there, some poor stallion must have got a tiny todger by mistake!!

......it's just not right......

(mutter, mutter, mutter)

No wonder his wife is always smiling................

NathalieDW · July 16th, 2009, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by snorkie

you'll never get anyone to even consider backdoor sex.

Well Love hurts it is well known

MaxJoker · July 16th, 2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Hilts

No wonder his wife is always smiling................

Well she`s probably torn all the muscles in her mouth

NathalieDW · July 22nd, 2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Well she`s probably torn all the muscles in her mouth

true it must also be a suckable size

but thicker than a lollypop

eek · March 30th, 2011, 10:52 AM

Hmmm.... no wonder a cheek would start this kind of thread.

It's all about the grinding baby, not the inches.

AFAIC size queens are the 15y olds that haven't been laid yet and/or the gay community.

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Yes,	23	17.69%
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No, I am your average man	72	55.38%
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July 12th, 2009, 11:10 PM	#23
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	Well, if its all about ego . . . Two proven methods: 1. Express the size of one's 'bat' in centimeters. "twelve point six nine, baby!" or, 2. In square inches. The downside of this latter method is that you'll never get anyone to even consider backdoor sex. __________________ Searching for Swedish Erotica #0186 - SWING TIME (John Holmes, Johnny Keyes). Also, PLEASURE CRUISE (Andrea True, Harry Reems).

March 30th, 2011, 10:52 AM	#30
eek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 568 Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,243 Times in 502 Posts	Hmmm.... no wonder a cheek would start this kind of thread. It's all about the grinding baby, not the inches. AFAIC size queens are the 15y olds that haven't been laid yet and/or the gay community. __________________ My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

July 12th, 2009, 06:08 PM	#22
Satiros Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: san francisco Posts: 77 Thanks: 146 Thanked 1,513 Times in 77 Posts	^ Indeed. It's best to look at your own penis from a downward angle. A bit tricky, but the reward is well worth it.

July 13th, 2009, 03:03 PM	#24
GlennQuagmire Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 11 Thanks: 56 Thanked 54 Times in 10 Posts	Apparently being hung like a donkey isn't all a bowl of cherries. I remember a soldier successfully sued the army a few years ago over the comments and ridicule he received from his colleagues about his 10" manhood.

July 13th, 2009, 09:17 PM	#25
edgarcasey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA and Manila, Philippines Posts: 305 Thanks: 3,658 Thanked 3,760 Times in 303 Posts	One thing I've done in an attempt to compensate for lack of size is get really really good in the cunnilingus department. I remember talking to a friend of mine back when we worked for the bank.... I had seen his giant schlong when we ventured to the nude beach a few weeks earlier. Anyway, we were standin' there talkin'....I don't know how we got on the subject, but I just came right out and said it: "Man, I wish I had a cock as big as yours". He responded: "But, dude! You've got a tongue that speaks twelve different languages!" I felt a little better after that.

July 15th, 2009, 08:32 PM	#26
crazybikerme Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 30,578 Times in 2,344 Posts	It's always been a kind of, shrug your shoulders, can't change it, so why worry?? That was until, I played a game of social cricket with a good mate. As we stood in the shower post match............the bastard was just massive!!!!! Trust me! Out there, some poor stallion must have got a tiny todger by mistake!! ......it's just not right...... (mutter, mutter, mutter) No wonder his wife is always smiling................