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View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ? | |||
Never ask a woman directions | 15 | 4.44% | |
To always check for toilet paper before sitting | 19 | 5.62% | |
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room | 53 | 15.68% | |
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea | 17 | 5.03% | |
The lottery numbers of every single draw | 47 | 13.91% | |
That he`s really his own sister | 19 | 5.62% | |
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight | 64 | 18.93% | |
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue | 67 | 19.82% | |
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself | 37 | 10.95% | |
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December 5th, 2008, 11:54 PM | #11 |
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You will still be a virgin at the age of 43
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December 7th, 2008, 03:28 AM | #12 |
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Get tested for ADHD. Don't be ashamed, it's the nuns teaching New Maths that screwed you up, hire a proper tutor who knows what they are teaching.
Screw what your parents think,go ahead with the flying lessons (hell it'll probably help with your concentration). Proposition every girl with a big chest you know: you might get slapped, but you might get lucky.
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January 31st, 2009, 06:24 PM | #13 |
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And I'd tell me to buy a computer when I'm 18......so much wasted time
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January 31st, 2009, 09:26 PM | #14 |
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Don't throw all your old American Marvel comics away, they may be worth something one day.
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March 13th, 2009, 09:47 AM | #15 | |
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Or in most cases don`t let your mother throw them away , or any old star wars figures which STILL had their weapons. Sorry some wounds run pretty deep Also i`d tell myself that if i ever start a poll on the Vintage Erotica Forum ,to make sure i set the time longer than a bleedin month
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March 13th, 2009, 06:02 PM | #16 |
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What I would telll my younger self
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Sometimes in order to keep your head it would be wiser to hold your tongue Take the crap and smile while your doing it. Keep you mouth shut and your ears open cos youll need the information for getting your vengenace in when your further up the greasy pole. Ask her out. She can only say no . Later when you see what she ends up with youll kick yourself for not getting in first Theres no such woman as out of your league Specs |
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March 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM | #17 |
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Son your going to be divorced twice unless 1st time, pull out quicker, 2nd time, its just lust!
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March 16th, 2009, 07:27 PM | #18 |
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Don't throw all your porn mags away, you won't have to bend over backwards in looking for them later.
That and "check out that address, this lovely girl lives there". Whereupon I would give him Mrs Sharky's details so that we could meet ten years earlier. |
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March 17th, 2009, 11:31 AM | #19 |
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Pay attention during elementary school (stupid A.D.D.)!
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March 21st, 2009, 09:05 AM | #20 |
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Floss between your teeth! Like Val Kilmer says in Tombstone:
Look after your teeth, Wyatt Earp. They cannot be replaced. |
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