If you could give your younger self one piece of advice what would it be ? - Page 2

**steamjon** · December 5th, 2008, 11:54 PM

You will still be a virgin at the age of 43

**BustyWomenLovr** · December 7th, 2008, 03:28 AM

Get tested for ADHD. Don't be ashamed, it's the nuns teaching New Maths that screwed you up, hire a proper tutor who knows what they are teaching.
Screw what your parents think,go ahead with the flying lessons (hell it'll probably help with your concentration). Proposition every girl with a big chest you know: you might get slapped, but you might get lucky.

**bravemouth** · January 31st, 2009, 06:24 PM

And I'd tell me to buy a computer when I'm 18......so much wasted time

**Wendigo** · January 31st, 2009, 09:26 PM

Don't throw all your old American Marvel comics away, they may be worth something one day.

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2009, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wendigo

Don't throw all your old American Marvel comics away, they may be worth something one day.

Or in most cases don`t let your mother throw them away , or any old star wars figures which STILL had their weapons.

Sorry some wounds run pretty deep

Also i`d tell myself that if i ever start a poll on the Vintage Erotica Forum ,to make sure i set the time longer than a bleedin month

spectacles · March 13th, 2009, 06:02 PM

Sunbeam

Sometimes in order to keep your head it would be wiser to hold your tongue

Take the crap and smile while your doing it. Keep you mouth shut and your ears open cos youll need the information for getting your vengenace in when your further up the greasy pole.

Ask her out. She can only say no . Later when you see what she ends up with youll kick yourself for not getting in first

Theres no such woman as out of your league
Specs

**tabler** · March 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM

Son your going to be divorced twice unless 1st time, pull out quicker, 2nd time, its just lust!

**Sharkhunter** · March 16th, 2009, 07:27 PM

Don't throw all your porn mags away, you won't have to bend over backwards in looking for them later.

That and "check out that address, this lovely girl lives there". Whereupon I would give him Mrs Sharky's details so that we could meet ten years earlier.

snorkie · March 17th, 2009, 11:31 AM

Pay attention during elementary school (stupid A.D.D.)!

**scoundrel** · March 21st, 2009, 09:05 AM

Floss between your teeth! Like Val Kilmer says in Tombstone:

Look after your teeth, Wyatt Earp. They cannot be replaced.

View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ?
Never ask a woman directions	15	4.44%
To always check for toilet paper before sitting	19	5.62%
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room	53	15.68%
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea	17	5.03%
The lottery numbers of every single draw	47	13.91%
That he`s really his own sister	19	5.62%
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight	64	18.93%
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue	67	19.82%
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself	37	10.95%
Voters: 338. You may not vote on this poll

December 7th, 2008, 03:28 AM	#12
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	Get tested for ADHD. Don't be ashamed, it's the nuns teaching New Maths that screwed you up, hire a proper tutor who knows what they are teaching. Screw what your parents think,go ahead with the flying lessons (hell it'll probably help with your concentration). Proposition every girl with a big chest you know: you might get slapped, but you might get lucky. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

January 31st, 2009, 06:24 PM	#13
bravemouth Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: here as much as can Posts: 356 Thanks: 3,356 Thanked 6,477 Times in 350 Posts	And I'd tell me to buy a computer when I'm 18......so much wasted time __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Never say never To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 31st, 2009, 09:26 PM	#14
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,748 Thanks: 259,843 Thanked 1,139,094 Times in 113,870 Posts	Don't throw all your old American Marvel comics away, they may be worth something one day. Last edited by Wendigo; February 8th, 2009 at 07:51 PM..

March 13th, 2009, 06:02 PM	#16
spectacles Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 499 Thanked 802 Times in 71 Posts	What I would telll my younger self Sunbeam Sometimes in order to keep your head it would be wiser to hold your tongue Take the crap and smile while your doing it. Keep you mouth shut and your ears open cos youll need the information for getting your vengenace in when your further up the greasy pole. Ask her out. She can only say no . Later when you see what she ends up with youll kick yourself for not getting in first Theres no such woman as out of your league Specs

December 5th, 2008, 11:54 PM	#11
steamjon Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 6,188 Thanked 22,391 Times in 1,260 Posts	You will still be a virgin at the age of 43

March 16th, 2009, 06:26 PM	#17
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,501 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Son your going to be divorced twice unless 1st time, pull out quicker, 2nd time, its just lust!

March 16th, 2009, 07:27 PM	#18
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Don't throw all your porn mags away, you won't have to bend over backwards in looking for them later. That and "check out that address, this lovely girl lives there". Whereupon I would give him Mrs Sharky's details so that we could meet ten years earlier.

March 17th, 2009, 11:31 AM	#19
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	Pay attention during elementary school (stupid A.D.D.)!

March 21st, 2009, 09:05 AM	#20
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,388 Thanked 278,408 Times in 26,182 Posts	Floss between your teeth! Like Val Kilmer says in Tombstone: Look after your teeth, Wyatt Earp. They cannot be replaced.

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