Place Some Predictions - Page 2

MaxJoker · November 25th, 2016, 07:15 AM

Our esteemed thread`s originator is going to have eaten pizza by Tuesday 29th.

Cliff (Raisin) Richards will nab this Christmases number one.

Ant and Dec shall be found dead in an autoerotic asphyxiation type situation with each others plums in their mouths.

Estreeter · November 25th, 2016, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatewarlord

...And I predict 99.999999% of the World population won't give a shit.

I'm predicting that figure will go up a little to maybe 95% and that will be because of mild amusement after Kim Kardashian kills herself

MaxJoker · November 25th, 2016, 02:51 PM

Score one , for me

**footstep** · November 25th, 2016, 03:39 PM

I predict I am going to serve aperitif in 5 minutes.

**Decadence** · November 25th, 2016, 03:53 PM

Prediction: next time I hear an extended lament from the ex, I won't listen (or give a shit).

**old alal** · November 25th, 2016, 03:59 PM

I predict that the F! season will come to an end this Sunday, and that someone from Europe will win it driving a Mercedes.

**Welderman** · November 25th, 2016, 06:54 PM

My vinyl album collection will be worth millions in 3015..

winetippler · November 25th, 2016, 08:04 PM

Cashless Society.
Mick Jagger to be cloned.
Biometric chipping replacing credit cards.
Rampant cybersex causing a plummenting birth rate leading to a National Shag Day public holiday (England expects.....)
Russia taking over Syria in all but name.
Robert Plant to 'get over himself' and join Zep on a world tour.
Conflict over natural resources in the Middle East.
The Expendable movies to be classed as timeless cinematic masterpeices.
Electric engines and the decline of petrol and diesel powered engines.
Clarkson, May, and Hammond to become cyborgs and broadcast for the next 1000 years. (shudders as writes...)
American Isolationism.
Anything fried to be outlawed.
Redesign of the EU as a single nation.
Yorkshire to become a nation state (O Aye!)
New form of high speed transatlantic travel.
Government intervention in the housing market.
The film Logan's Run becomes state policy.
Government intervention in the FA and Premiership.
Minecraft becomes an Olympic Sport.
Abba reunited.
Elton John's wig files for divorce.

I boldy and confidently predict all of this and I really believe it.....I really do......

Estreeter · November 26th, 2016, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadence

I won't listen (or give a shit).

That's terrible

You really won't give a shit

But somehow it's right

Quote:

Originally Posted by winetippler

Elton John's wig files for divorce.

2 Predicitions
1, After we're all dead and buried or cremated, Israel and the rest of the Middle East will still be searching for peace

2, MaxJoker will be abducted by aliens, and then returned after "tests" with a note attached....... "we can't figure him out either"

**Mal Hombre** · November 26th, 2016, 11:44 AM

Donald J. will appoint Rock star/Draft dodger/Pervert Ted Nugent,As the US ambassador to Great Britain...

November 25th, 2016, 07:15 AM	#11
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	I Predict Our esteemed thread`s originator is going to have eaten pizza by Tuesday 29th. Cliff (Raisin) Richards will nab this Christmases number one. Ant and Dec shall be found dead in an autoerotic asphyxiation type situation with each others plums in their mouths. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 25th, 2016, 02:51 PM	#13
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November 25th, 2016, 03:53 PM	#15
Decadence *the thrill of it all* Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Depths of Debauchery Posts: 11,191 Thanks: 159,934 Thanked 213,276 Times in 11,241 Posts	Prediction: next time I hear an extended lament from the ex, I won't listen (or give a shit). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	I predict that the F! season will come to an end this Sunday, and that someone from Europe will win it driving a Mercedes. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

November 25th, 2016, 06:54 PM	#17
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	My vinyl album collection will be worth millions in 3015.. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 25th, 2016, 03:39 PM	#14
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	I predict I am going to serve aperitif in 5 minutes.

November 25th, 2016, 08:04 PM	#18
winetippler Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: UK Posts: 137 Thanks: 168 Thanked 2,366 Times in 129 Posts	Cashless Society. Mick Jagger to be cloned. Biometric chipping replacing credit cards. Rampant cybersex causing a plummenting birth rate leading to a National Shag Day public holiday (England expects.....) Russia taking over Syria in all but name. Robert Plant to 'get over himself' and join Zep on a world tour. Conflict over natural resources in the Middle East. The Expendable movies to be classed as timeless cinematic masterpeices. Electric engines and the decline of petrol and diesel powered engines. Clarkson, May, and Hammond to become cyborgs and broadcast for the next 1000 years. (shudders as writes...) American Isolationism. Anything fried to be outlawed. Redesign of the EU as a single nation. Yorkshire to become a nation state (O Aye!) New form of high speed transatlantic travel. Government intervention in the housing market. The film Logan's Run becomes state policy. Government intervention in the FA and Premiership. Minecraft becomes an Olympic Sport. Abba reunited. Elton John's wig files for divorce. I boldy and confidently predict all of this and I really believe it.....I really do......

November 26th, 2016, 11:44 AM	#20
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,656 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	Donald J. will appoint Rock star/Draft dodger/Pervert Ted Nugent,As the US ambassador to Great Britain... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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