Cannibalism , Well, Would You ? - Page 24

MaxJoker · July 1st, 2017, 11:27 AM

As there`s still plenty leftover

And then some

**Dropped52** · August 12th, 2017, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by butterball

Why wait for a plane crash ?

Hell with that logic why wait for the plane? The terminal is full of different exotic meats like a fancy new York deli, you know where you catch, kill, cook and eat your meal kinda like they do when you order fresh Chinese food.

MaxJoker · August 12th, 2017, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dropped52

Hell with that logic why wait for the plane? The terminal is full of different exotic meats like a fancy new York deli, you know where you catch, kill, cook and eat your meal

Finally a voice of logic and reason surfaces

Alongside my own of course

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Originally Posted by Dropped52

kinda like they do when you order fresh Chinese food.

Typing of which , if you ate a Chinaman (Personally I`d prefer a Chinese woman provided non stringy or colon clingy) would you then want to eat another thirty minutes later

**Dropped52** · August 12th, 2017, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Finally a voice of logic and reason surfaces

Alongside my own of course

Typing of which , if you ate a Chinaman (Personally I`d prefer a Chinese woman provided non stringy or colon clingy) would you then want to eat another thirty minutes later

Maybe after an hour or so, 30 minutes is too quick need time to digest, they are a short people tho.

**bowlinggreen** · August 13th, 2017, 07:34 AM

Really, Max, I must protest this deception you have foisted on the unwitting VEF community. You have greatly exaggerated the length and girth of said member's member. In point of fact, it more resembles this:

More of a tasty hors d' oeuvre, to be consumed delicately with a Beefeater martini as the main course sizzles to perfection nearby.

As a matter of fact, you may have an opportunity to sample this viand yourself, as said member seems be leaning towards a gender transition, at least judging from his posts in the "The Last Post Wins" thread. A bit of artful begging, as evinced by the eager canine in the above photo, may secure this delicacy for your culinary delight when harvest time finally rolls around and the fruit drops from the tree, so to speak.

I heartily recommend a prolonged marination of said delicacy, should you acquire it, in a preparation containing considerable alcohol, so as to preempt the entry of any troublesome microbes into your digestive system, thus avoiding various social embarrassments later on.

kimba123 · August 28th, 2017, 05:16 PM

i`ve actually read research about this subject and cannibalism is more social thing then about hunger. lets just say people really shouldnt go out of there way to piss others off

kimba123 · August 28th, 2017, 05:18 PM

p.s. I`m pretty sure it`s not related but thiers a meal replacement suppliment called soylent being sold on amazon. just saying

**Dr Pepper** · August 28th, 2017, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kimba123

p.s. I`m pretty sure it`s not related but thiers a meal replacement suppliment called soylent being sold on amazon. just saying

What colour is it?

kimba123 · August 29th, 2017, 02:21 AM

pink,white,brown

**Dr Pepper** · August 29th, 2017, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kimba123

pink,white,brown

you completely missed the point of the joke:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

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August 13th, 2017, 07:34 AM	#235
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Really, Max, I must protest this deception you have foisted on the unwitting VEF community. You have greatly exaggerated the length and girth of said member's member. In point of fact, it more resembles this: More of a tasty hors d' oeuvre, to be consumed delicately with a Beefeater martini as the main course sizzles to perfection nearby. As a matter of fact, you may have an opportunity to sample this viand yourself, as said member seems be leaning towards a gender transition, at least judging from his posts in the "The Last Post Wins" thread. A bit of artful begging, as evinced by the eager canine in the above photo, may secure this delicacy for your culinary delight when harvest time finally rolls around and the fruit drops from the tree, so to speak. I heartily recommend a prolonged marination of said delicacy, should you acquire it, in a preparation containing considerable alcohol, so as to preempt the entry of any troublesome microbes into your digestive system, thus avoiding various social embarrassments later on. __________________ So much porn, so little time... Last edited by bowlinggreen; August 13th, 2017 at 07:40 AM..

August 28th, 2017, 05:16 PM	#236
kimba123 Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 39 Thanks: 45 Thanked 237 Times in 36 Posts	i`ve actually read research about this subject and cannibalism is more social thing then about hunger. lets just say people really shouldnt go out of there way to piss others off

August 28th, 2017, 05:18 PM	#237
kimba123 Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 39 Thanks: 45 Thanked 237 Times in 36 Posts	p.s. I`m pretty sure it`s not related but thiers a meal replacement suppliment called soylent being sold on amazon. just saying

August 29th, 2017, 02:21 AM	#239
kimba123 Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 39 Thanks: 45 Thanked 237 Times in 36 Posts	pink,white,brown