What annoys you the most ? - Page 18

mrploat · June 8th, 2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBucket

People with handsfree mobiles having a conversation in a public place.

Sorry you look

a) stupid,
b) stupid
c) stupid
and
d) Mentally unstable.

Leave the hands free in the car.

Few years ago, when I'd never heard of handsfree sets, work took me to London and Canary Wharf. All these men were walking round in £1500 suits and apparantly talking to themselves. I thought 'bloody hell, the homeless do well round here'

snorkie · June 8th, 2009, 02:07 PM

I don't mind a bit of clever SOBER commentary at an event, it's part of the fun of live sports. There is however a type of loudmouth, specific to televised golf, which annoys me to no end. After a 20-year run, "You Da Man!" seems to have finally disappeared. So now, these dullards are searching for a new phrase to shout.

Here's an example from yesterday's Memorial Tournament: Tiger Woods had just struck a putt to tie for the tourney lead, when some lunkhead shouts, "You my boy, blue!" Now what possible connection can there be between golf and the movie, "Old School?" My only conclusion is that this poor guy was a victim of the condition 'cranial rectosis', commonly known as a 'butt head'.

*Please note that I did forgo my standard 3 dots!

**tabler** · June 8th, 2009, 08:51 PM

Most days I use an ipod which is great but I dont like to wear it when gardening or mucking the stable out and stuff so today I bought an 8gig Mp3 player thinking it would be just like my ipod with a lot less capacity.....Wrong..... like most things like this you have to charge them before you use them.....The bloody stupid thing only charges up through a USB port!
What a bloody idiotic idea, why on earth would someone think this up, I can only charge it when my computer is on!

**marlon** · June 8th, 2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

Most days I use an ipod which is great but I dont like to wear it when gardening or mucking the stable out and stuff so today I bought an 8gig Mp3 player thinking it would be just like my ipod with a lot less capacity.....Wrong..... like most things like this you have to charge them before you use them.....The bloody stupid thing only charges up through a USB port!
What a bloody idiotic idea, why on earth would someone think this up, I can only charge it when my computer is on!

Is it a sony by any chance? Happened to me.

By the way ..... 'mucking the stable out' what the bloody hell do you live in Tab?

What annoyed me today, new 'water saving' cistern fitted - I now have to flush my toilet twice to get rid of a dump!

**tabler** · June 8th, 2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlon

Is it a sony by any chance? Happened to me.

By the way ..... 'mucking the stable out' what the bloody hell do you live in Tab?

What annoyed me today, new 'water saving' cistern fitted - I now have to flush my toilet twice to get rid of a dump!

It IS a Sony....Bloody stupid idea

I have Four and a half acres with the garden and paddock and it really is a bugger to keep on top of.

I have just laughed beer down my knose at your cistern

**scoundrel** · June 8th, 2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

I have Four and a half acres with the garden and paddock and it really is a bugger to keep on top of.

But at least you have a good supply of horse poo on tap: that's nothing to be sniffed at...

I'll get my coat.

**marlon** · June 8th, 2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

It IS a Sony....Bloody stupid idea

I have Four and a half acres with the garden and paddock and it really is a bugger to keep on top of.

I have just laughed beer down my knose at your cistern

The worst thing I found with my sony was that it wasn't actally an mp3, rather it used the sony 'sonicstage' system which although allowing more music to be stored, it also meant I had to convert all my albums from windows media player standard mp3 to the 'sonicstage' system, a right pain in the arse - not as much as this bloody cistern though - you can laugh but imagine the cost to the environment!

**marlon** · June 8th, 2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

But at least you have a good supply of horse poo on tap: that's nothing to be sniffed at...

I'll get my coat.

A coat is no good, pair of rubber gloves is what you need!

**Devius** · June 9th, 2009, 08:05 PM

Tube strikes...and guess what's happening in London for the next 48 hours?

MaxJoker · June 10th, 2009, 09:59 AM

This has probably already been mentioned on one of the previous pages

That being just how annoying people who seem unaware of the need for personal hygiene, obviously have no sense of smell and must work in a sewer as a used nappy juggler or something ARE !. This morning it happened yet again and i found myself a nose width from a right stinky basturd , as if it wasn’t bad enough that i was in a crummy overpriced far too bright supermarket full of mean faced pushy sods who’d gut you with a discounted carving knife soon as look at you !.

No, i also need to hold my breath and find somewhere to vomit as Captain piss-pants drifts over to the frozen food section and stands next to yours truly blanketing me in a shroud of fermented shite and biological grade body odour !

Course i immediately backed away from the lanky haired young cess pit ,clutching a bag of oven chips over my mouth as a sort of makeshift gas mask .But it was no good i’d been tainted and all that was left for me to do was start a fire in the outdoor section with the aid of some BBQ brickets and burn all my clothes , then run to the cleaning products area and smother every inch of my skin in detox , before shaving my head with that thing they use to read bar codes ! .

Not surprising i tend to use the home delivery method now eh

Telling you the death penalty is too merciful for such poisonous sods

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June 8th, 2009, 02:07 PM	#172
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	A Particular Type of Sports Loudmouth* I don't mind a bit of clever SOBER commentary at an event, it's part of the fun of live sports. There is however a type of loudmouth, specific to televised golf, which annoys me to no end. After a 20-year run, "You Da Man!" seems to have finally disappeared. So now, these dullards are searching for a new phrase to shout. Here's an example from yesterday's Memorial Tournament: Tiger Woods had just struck a putt to tie for the tourney lead, when some lunkhead shouts, "You my boy, blue!" Now what possible connection can there be between golf and the movie, "Old School?" My only conclusion is that this poor guy was a victim of the condition 'cranial rectosis', commonly known as a 'butt head'. *Please note that I did forgo my standard 3 dots!

June 8th, 2009, 08:51 PM	#173
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,507 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	My new Mp3 player! Most days I use an ipod which is great but I dont like to wear it when gardening or mucking the stable out and stuff so today I bought an 8gig Mp3 player thinking it would be just like my ipod with a lot less capacity.....Wrong..... like most things like this you have to charge them before you use them.....The bloody stupid thing only charges up through a USB port! What a bloody idiotic idea, why on earth would someone think this up, I can only charge it when my computer is on! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

June 9th, 2009, 08:05 PM	#179
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,480 Thanks: 142,043 Thanked 228,227 Times in 23,516 Posts	Tube strikes...and guess what's happening in London for the next 48 hours? __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

June 10th, 2009, 09:59 AM	#180
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Polluters of personal space This has probably already been mentioned on one of the previous pages That being just how annoying people who seem unaware of the need for personal hygiene, obviously have no sense of smell and must work in a sewer as a used nappy juggler or something ARE !. This morning it happened yet again and i found myself a nose width from a right stinky basturd , as if it wasn’t bad enough that i was in a crummy overpriced far too bright supermarket full of mean faced pushy sods who’d gut you with a discounted carving knife soon as look at you !. No, i also need to hold my breath and find somewhere to vomit as Captain piss-pants drifts over to the frozen food section and stands next to yours truly blanketing me in a shroud of fermented shite and biological grade body odour ! Course i immediately backed away from the lanky haired young cess pit ,clutching a bag of oven chips over my mouth as a sort of makeshift gas mask .But it was no good i’d been tainted and all that was left for me to do was start a fire in the outdoor section with the aid of some BBQ brickets and burn all my clothes , then run to the cleaning products area and smother every inch of my skin in detox , before shaving my head with that thing they use to read bar codes ! . Not surprising i tend to use the home delivery method now eh Telling you the death penalty is too merciful for such poisonous sods __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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