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September 14th, 2009, 12:43 PM	#11
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,998 Thanked 60,209 Times in 4,401 Posts	ooo nearly forgot my favorite "Murphy's Law" Never do a great deal by everybody. No-one will appreciate it!

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September 14th, 2009, 12:44 PM	#12
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,766 Thanked 634,534 Times in 31,424 Posts	Trying is the first step,on the road to failure.

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September 14th, 2009, 01:05 PM	#13
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,722 Times in 60,308 Posts	It's not OK too lose Second is the first loser __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 15th, 2009, 11:51 PM	#14
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,980 Times in 4,607 Posts	The Winner takes it all. ...all the way in,without previous lubrification if he has to.

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September 17th, 2009, 06:58 AM	#15
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,774 Thanked 114,805 Times in 9,416 Posts	Laugh and the world laughs with you.Fart and you sleep alone. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 22nd, 2009, 02:07 PM	#16
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,774 Thanked 114,805 Times in 9,416 Posts	GreenSkull Mind the wize words of Grand Cardinal GreenSkull,and all the other moderators. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 23rd, 2009, 03:19 AM	#17
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September 23rd, 2009, 08:49 PM	#18
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September 23rd, 2009, 09:28 PM	#19
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