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Neurotics build castles in the air.

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Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

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SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,318 Times in 60,962 Posts	I was driving around today and saw a street sign that said "slow children at play". If they are "slow" why don't they have some older person to watch them.

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I was driving around today and saw a street sign that said; slow children at play. If they are slow; why don't they have some older person to watch them

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That could be similar to..... the blind leading the blind..... no?

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