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December 5th, 2017, 12:35 PM	#12861
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December 5th, 2017, 12:40 PM	#12862
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,766 Times in 5,161 Posts	Lionel Messi goes up girl in a club and says "Get your coat senorita, you've pulled". She replied "Wow, you're a little forward!".

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December 5th, 2017, 08:20 PM	#12863
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December 6th, 2017, 01:03 AM	#12864
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December 7th, 2017, 07:40 AM	#12865
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December 7th, 2017, 07:53 AM	#12866
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December 7th, 2017, 08:01 AM	#12867
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December 7th, 2017, 03:43 PM	#12868
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	For the average person, 9 out of 10 fingers are single digits.

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For the average person, 9 out of 10 fingers are single digits.

You must have very accomplished glove makers!

Where I live only 8 of 10 digits are fingers and the others are thumbs.

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December 8th, 2017, 04:10 AM	#12870
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