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March 31st, 2009, 07:21 PM	#1
donnalangtonukmode Big whoop, wanna fight about it. Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 52,482 Times in 1,638 Posts	Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours Pass the whisky QUICK! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 31st, 2009, 08:47 PM	#2
wds125 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21 Thanks: 651 Thanked 79 Times in 19 Posts	I dont think I could get drunk enough to kiss any of those women!

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April 1st, 2009, 04:49 AM	#3
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	I don't know, tip back that bonnet and dap a little Mabelline on the 1st girl sitting on the left, and I might give her a go. The others may watch in disgust.

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April 1st, 2009, 09:50 PM	#4
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,980 Times in 4,607 Posts	"_Thank God! That was close...I saw my whole life flashing before my eyes!...Can I have another,please?...straight,make it double...Thanks

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April 2nd, 2009, 03:22 AM	#5
The Little Bopper Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 29 Thanks: 16,418 Thanked 350 Times in 28 Posts	Just close your eyes and think of England.

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April 3rd, 2009, 08:33 AM	#6
slowdiver Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North West UK Posts: 582 Thanks: 787 Thanked 17,681 Times in 563 Posts	Abstinence apparently leads to inbreeding. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 4th, 2009, 10:54 AM	#7
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,682 Times in 1,447 Posts	Is it just me, or do they appear to have no tits? Maybe that's why they so pissed off. And yet if they'd let there men folk gets rat-arsed in the first place, they would have got shagged & been so much happier. Is it just me who sees that? Kiwi __________________ Love All The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 9th, 2009, 10:04 AM	#8
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,136 Times in 4,171 Posts	Obiviously nobody in the immediate area was leaving anything to chance: __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 9th, 2009, 02:28 PM	#9
mjefferys1 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Frozen North Posts: 1,537 Thanks: 18,772 Thanked 57,913 Times in 1,618 Posts	I know which party I would prefer! __________________ VEF, Every day I discover a new favorite....... Tell me if you recognise someone in my posts.

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August 29th, 2016, 09:46 PM	#10
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,522 Times in 7,439 Posts	I know a bloke who would fuck a snake if it had ears to hold on to. I know another bloke who would fuck a woodpile just in case there was a snake in it. and they would,'nt

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