McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences - Page 3

Brettro · October 29th, 2011, 12:34 AM

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A FATHER of a two-year-old girl says he was "absolutely disgusted" to find his child chewing on a used condom she picked up in a McDonald's playground. A spokeswoman for McDonald's said the company is investigating the incident at the fast-food chain's Geraldton outlet in Western Australia's mid-west.
The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth.
"I was absolutely disgusted. Other people grabbed their kids and just about jumped the fence," the father told The West Australian newspaper.
The man said he washed the girl's hands and mouth with soap and would continue to monitor her health.
He said when he had showed the condom to a junior manager at the McDonald's outlet, he was informed it was the second one found in the playground that day.
A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company was treating the matter "very seriously".
Cleanliness and safety were the company's top priorities, with the shift manager required to make half-hourly duty checks on all areas of the restaurant, including the dining room, rest rooms and playground, she said.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz1c88rS1cR

**billybunter** · October 29th, 2011, 07:26 AM

If you haven't seen it, watch the movie "super size me"

**sweatyhat** · October 29th, 2011, 04:05 PM

I heard that rioters have destroyed a McDonalds in Bristol, which means now that they have no where to work

I bet McDonalds were over the moon when they heard that a fat couple had won £161 million on the lottery....

Why is everyone so worried about the hoodies? Just shut down all the KFC's MCdonalds and Kebab shops in London and wait untill they die of starvation.

I was sacked from my job at McDonalds for stealing a portion of fries.
I took it with a pinch of salt.

I think McDonalds are running out of ideas.
I just ordered a Happy Meal and got a bag of anti-depressants.

There's this girl that works in McDonalds. She's a little bit fat, but I wouldn't half pounder.

All this talk about it being a waste of money doing a degree is nonsense.
As a recent media studies graduate I've got at least three multinationals knocking at my door.
Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonalds!

Masturbation is like eating a McDonalds
Only sad and lonely people do it and you always end up feeling disgusted with yourself afterwards!

**Ninjaturtle** · October 31st, 2011, 10:08 AM

I remember a time where the meals were much bigger than today

byronlebaron · October 31st, 2011, 12:09 PM

Q: What have a KFC and a woman got in common?

A: When you've done with the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

**tygrkhat40** · October 31st, 2011, 01:46 PM

I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar.

**Brecht** · October 31st, 2011, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar.

Turns out they took you for a ride, eh?

**billybunter** · October 31st, 2011, 10:38 PM

I can remember when McDees first came to Belfast. they had the thing built overnight and a big crowd waiting for their shite. I too sampled said shite. The gherkin made me a bit wary. There was a guy dressed as "Ronald McDonald" jumping about the place, what a sad story.

**sweatyhat** · November 1st, 2011, 01:35 PM

**TCO95** · November 2nd, 2011, 05:49 PM

For anyone who hasn't seen this documentary it's a real eye opener.
Morgan Spurlock eats nothing but McDonald's food for a month.
Near the end of that month his doctor was flat begging him to stop.

This is the complete show :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHKCb0_2oD0

October 29th, 2011, 07:26 AM	#22
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October 29th, 2011, 04:05 PM	#23
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Last lot of stolen jokes I heard that rioters have destroyed a McDonalds in Bristol, which means now that they have no where to work I bet McDonalds were over the moon when they heard that a fat couple had won £161 million on the lottery.... Why is everyone so worried about the hoodies? Just shut down all the KFC's MCdonalds and Kebab shops in London and wait untill they die of starvation. I was sacked from my job at McDonalds for stealing a portion of fries. I took it with a pinch of salt. I think McDonalds are running out of ideas. I just ordered a Happy Meal and got a bag of anti-depressants. There's this girl that works in McDonalds. She's a little bit fat, but I wouldn't half pounder. All this talk about it being a waste of money doing a degree is nonsense. As a recent media studies graduate I've got at least three multinationals knocking at my door. Pizza Hut, KFC and McDonalds! Masturbation is like eating a McDonalds Only sad and lonely people do it and you always end up feeling disgusted with yourself afterwards! __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; October 30th, 2011 at 04:28 AM..

October 31st, 2011, 10:08 AM	#24
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,802 Times in 12,571 Posts	I remember a time where the meals were much bigger than today __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

October 31st, 2011, 01:46 PM	#26
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	I remember a McDonald's ad from the early '70's that said you could get a hamburger, fries and a drink...and get change for a dollar. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 31st, 2011, 10:38 PM	#28
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I can remember when McDees first came to Belfast. they had the thing built overnight and a big crowd waiting for their shite. I too sampled said shite. The gherkin made me a bit wary. There was a guy dressed as "Ronald McDonald" jumping about the place, what a sad story. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 29th, 2011, 12:34 AM	#21
Brettro Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 52 Thanks: 4,347 Thanked 553 Times in 50 Posts	New Menu at Macca's A FATHER of a two-year-old girl says he was "absolutely disgusted" to find his child chewing on a used condom she picked up in a McDonald's playground. A spokeswoman for McDonald's said the company is investigating the incident at the fast-food chain's Geraldton outlet in Western Australia's mid-west. The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth. "I was absolutely disgusted. Other people grabbed their kids and just about jumped the fence," the father told The West Australian newspaper. The man said he washed the girl's hands and mouth with soap and would continue to monitor her health. He said when he had showed the condom to a junior manager at the McDonald's outlet, he was informed it was the second one found in the playground that day. A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company was treating the matter "very seriously". Cleanliness and safety were the company's top priorities, with the shift manager required to make half-hourly duty checks on all areas of the restaurant, including the dining room, rest rooms and playground, she said. Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz1c88rS1cR

October 31st, 2011, 12:09 PM	#25
byronlebaron Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 13 Thanks: 23 Thanked 88 Times in 11 Posts	Q: What have a KFC and a woman got in common? A: When you've done with the breast and thigh all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

November 1st, 2011, 01:35 PM	#29
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	__________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; November 1st, 2011 at 01:54 PM.. Reason: pic not relevant

November 2nd, 2011, 05:49 PM	#30
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,803 Times in 5,130 Posts	SuperSize Me For anyone who hasn't seen this documentary it's a real eye opener. Morgan Spurlock eats nothing but McDonald's food for a month. Near the end of that month his doctor was flat begging him to stop. This is the complete show : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHKCb0_2oD0

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