Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[MaxJoker]

Indeed have the best sense of humour




Leave us baffled and sympathetic over why they`re getting messages of a sexual nature



Others who know just what to do to turn a member on



Plus



Ooooh boy and dare I say (He dares , he dares) hot dog damn

[BondJmsBond]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Indeed have the best sense of humour

Sense of humor, sure, but she looks like if you tell the joke wrong she'll brain you with a shovel!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Others who know just what to do to turn a member on

Mate, She .... never mind, was gonna tell ya she reminded me of what could have been a young Roseanne Barr, But I didn't tell ya , didn't want ya to think I was screwin' with your head

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

was gonna tell ya she reminded me of what could have been a young Roseanne Barr

After she`d gone through a thresher a few times maybe ,then yes I agree

Typing of agreement


Although if you don't

Suck rope

Hey , some might say


Here`s what the quite gloriously gorgeous 41 year old five foot five non smoker Sagittarius Essex based girl wrote -
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Hello,

I am an easy going person who is practically perfect (I am no relation to Mary Poppins) haha

I am more of a pub / bar person rather than a nightclub person but that is not to say I will never set foot in a club again. If you can handle some odd granny dancing, then I am happy to dance.

Apologises for the selfie photos, sadly I had to take them for this site. I am not so vain that I love taking photos of myself to post onto Facebook in order to get 'likes' :-)

I prefer trousers to dresses and trainers to high heels.

I like using ":-)" because my humour can be dry and confuse people. :-)

Star Trek over the latest Star wars movies. I refuse to watch the last one because I am so bitterly disappointed. I still believe that I am a Jedi though.

Horror, zombies and John Wick over serious and romantic movies.

I want to travel the world as I have hardly travelled. I am therefore looking for a travelling companion (who will carry my luggage...joking...maybe joking).

I wish I could be an author but, as you can tell from the above, I am an awful writer. Still, dreams stop life becoming boring.

My photos look nothing like me. In real life, I make Victoria Secrets models look average. Okay, that might be a lie :-)

The following messages are bizarre, at least in my world.

"I want to meet soon" for a first message.This is not a mail order site, I repeat, not a mail order site. You cannot order a person. Plus, it is rather vain to presume that one is so good looking that any women would ignore a man's personality and immediately meet.

"What are you doing?" for a first message or before any communication from me. STALKER ALERT. Enough said.[/COLOR]

Exactly .

If I was straight () I`d kill you all to contact her first myself

[MaxJoker]

You can't help feeling sorry for this next "Lady"
She`s getting fed up at the messages wanting her to sex chat or sex Skype
I`m as confused as she is why the majority of the contacts she receives are from guys wanting to get their leg over
Since she`s clearly not that sort of girl

However what she is , is a mum of five

Who wants a Prince Charming able to prove his worth

Ye gads, once more and as ever clear photographic evidence

There`s none so bleeding deluded to reality as women

[BondJmsBond]

^ I idly loaded a pic of her to enlarge and try to read what the tattoo said and then thought "Do I REAlly want to know what it says?"

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Ye gads

I'm glad to know someone who actually used that in a sentence, hehee.

Last time I did that I got a look like I'd suddenly grown another head.

In a future post here Max, could you work in a "Yea, verily?"

thanks.

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

^ I idly loaded a pic of her to enlarge and try to read what the tattoo said and then thought "Do I REAlly want to know what it says?"



I'm glad to know someone who actually used that in a sentence, hehee.

Last time I did that I got a look like I'd suddenly grown another head.

In a future post here Max, could you work in a "Yea, verily?"

thanks.

'Struth Varlet,Thou hast asked too much..

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

'Struth Varlet,Thou hast asked too much..

Yea, verily , BJB doth

Although he asks nowhere near as much as these cheerful ... Ahem ... Women

Since they want us to believe their word when it comes to them all having a GSOH

Might they all mean Gigantic Sores On Hemorrhoids

As considering their expressions that`d make sense

If only they could be like this filly who likes a drink , likes her bed and wants to share it with V[COLOR=#005600 !important].E[COLOR=#D40000 !important].[/COLOR]F[/COLOR] members



Ok maybe I`m reading between her profile lines , butt still

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

You can't help feeling sorry for this next "Lady"

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Might they all mean Gigantic Sores On Hemorrhoids

I'd be making lot's of thyme for the first lady in that series, 41 I'd have thought younger


Mate And then the next 2 went back to this threads glory

[MaxJoker]

Now I`m not usually ... Ahem ... romantically predisposed to women with really short hair.

Only for this total cute faced cutie I`d willingly make the exception



That is I would if her chest wasn't covered with tattoos



Too right and we know if her chest is covered then chances are her legs will be too



I just don't think that`s a great look for females is all.