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Old 09-22-2009, 03:07 PM   #21
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:10 AM   #22
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The great Sydney Greenstreet once gave a piece of advice to a very young Elisha Cook Jr...
"The higher the monkey climbs the tree - the more he shows his ass".
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Ancient Chinese proverb states: Man who stand with hands in pockets feel cocky all day
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I like children. I especially like them when they go home with their parents.

There are only three things in life, but I forget what they are.
Or (Jack Dee joke) if you can't beat 'em...what's the point of having children?
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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do succeed". - Curly Howard in "Movie Maniacs".
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If at first you donít succeed, then maybe skydiving is not for you.

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Why drink and drive, if you can smoke and fly...!!!!

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Old 09-29-2009, 05:58 AM   #28
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