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**Sir Honkers** · May 11th, 2019, 10:34 PM

Three old ladies where sitting on a park bench when a man walking past flashed them.
Two of the ladies had a stroke...the third couldn't reach that far.

**seldomseen** · May 11th, 2019, 10:35 PM

Velcro—what a rip-off!

jokerdownunder · May 12th, 2019, 04:45 AM

Acts on a variety show

Husband and wife mimes performing the hit song “We don't talk anymore”

Dolly Parton singing “I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts”

General Varus and his army performing “A walk in the Black forest” (once only performance)

I just hoping the Invisible Man will make an appearance!

Estreeter · May 12th, 2019, 11:27 AM

Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says ..............

"B Positive"

MaxJoker · May 12th, 2019, 01:07 PM

What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common ? ,

They're both looking for a tight seal.

**mrfixit** · May 12th, 2019, 01:18 PM

**trailmaster** · May 12th, 2019, 01:43 PM

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but then she realized that they cost way too much money, so instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she enters it into a contest, and it comes in third.
The headlines read, "Nun's Ass Chokes." The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first.

The headlines were, "Nun's Ass Wins Grand Prize." The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race. The headlines read, "Booker Scratches Nun's Ass."

And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price.
The headlines were "Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.00."

MaxJoker · May 12th, 2019, 02:11 PM

Where do baby apes sleep ? ,

In apricots.

**Sir Honkers** · May 12th, 2019, 10:15 PM

Q: Why did the vision impaired man fall into a well?
A: He couldn't see that well.

jokerdownunder · May 13th, 2019, 01:02 AM

A friend decided to become a juggler. He became so good at it he decided to take his act on the road. First gig, he got hit by a truck.

May 11th, 2019, 10:35 PM	#14632
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,981 Times in 38,112 Posts	Velcro—what a rip-off! __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

May 12th, 2019, 11:27 AM	#14634
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,795 Times in 60,321 Posts	Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says .............. "B Positive" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 12th, 2019, 01:07 PM	#14635
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common ? , They're both looking for a tight seal. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 12th, 2019, 01:18 PM	#14636
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May 12th, 2019, 02:11 PM	#14638
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Where do baby apes sleep ? , In apricots. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 11th, 2019, 10:34 PM	#14631
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,146 Times in 30,297 Posts	Three old ladies where sitting on a park bench when a man walking past flashed them. Two of the ladies had a stroke...the third couldn't reach that far.

May 12th, 2019, 04:45 AM	#14633
jokerdownunder Senior Member Join Date: May 2019 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 128 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,576 Times in 128 Posts	Acts on a variety show Husband and wife mimes performing the hit song “We don't talk anymore” Dolly Parton singing “I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts” General Varus and his army performing “A walk in the Black forest” (once only performance) I just hoping the Invisible Man will make an appearance!

May 12th, 2019, 01:43 PM	#14637
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but then she realized that they cost way too much money, so instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she enters it into a contest, and it comes in third. The headlines read, "Nun's Ass Chokes." The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first. The headlines were, "Nun's Ass Wins Grand Prize." The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race. The headlines read, "Booker Scratches Nun's Ass." And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price. The headlines were "Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.00."

May 12th, 2019, 10:15 PM	#14639
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,146 Times in 30,297 Posts	Q: Why did the vision impaired man fall into a well? A: He couldn't see that well.

May 13th, 2019, 01:02 AM	#14640
jokerdownunder Senior Member Join Date: May 2019 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 128 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,576 Times in 128 Posts	A friend decided to become a juggler. He became so good at it he decided to take his act on the road. First gig, he got hit by a truck.

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