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Old 03-14-2019, 08:53 PM   #2881
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TIMBBEEEEEERRR!!!
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:36 AM   #2882
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5111. no we can't talk afterwards
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Old 03-15-2019, 10:53 AM   #2883
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5112 No, I won't take smart phone pics of you naked, those would belong on a dumb phone
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Old 03-15-2019, 11:33 AM   #2884
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Its bad enough working for the Dept of Sanitation all day, but them I come home having to smell your raunchy BO when shagging you!
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5114 Damn your breath stinks, would you like to freshen it a little by tonguing my butt hole
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:09 PM   #2886
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I've always wondered why your mother walks a little hunched over and buys Vasoline by the case -- and your father always has a grin on his face from ear to ear!
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5116;

The next time we play strip poker please don't invite your mother, she always loses (sometimes I think on purpose) and her saggy wrinkled tits are such a turn off, and that tattoo of Andy Warhol on her butt is disgusting!
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5117 ~ Call me an old timey traditionalist , only shouldn't you have a vagina ?
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5117 ~ Call me an old timey traditionalist , only shouldn't you have a vagina ?

5117b ` "Sorry.. I meant only ONE vagina...?"

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Check out the mirror celling.
Hey, why don't you have a reflection
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