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Old 06-06-2016, 08:40 AM   #21
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21. Would you mind if I pulled out of you before I cum ...on your daughter's face?
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When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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Old 06-06-2016, 05:39 PM   #22
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22 Of course You can stay for lunch if you prepare the meal.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:17 PM   #23
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23 Let's pretend we're lovers.
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24, So Umm, Do you shave ..... I meant your face
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25 Dear .... telephone...!

OK I take it :Allo? ... We just talked about you!! I used to tell your daughter how you were missing us .
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26 ~ Ok if my pet name for your daughter is afterbirth ?. Well because she looks like you for a start.
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Old 06-12-2016, 05:07 PM   #27
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27 Can you keep our dog while we are on holidays?

I promise : I keep your husband when you will go too.
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28 ~ Hey ugly bitch , how many middle fingers am I holding up ?
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29 If your daughter looked half like you at your age, she'd weigh 220 lbs, and I can't handle that
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30. We'd love to have you stay over but we are letting the spare bedroom to a random homeless person.

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