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Old 03-23-2019, 03:15 PM   #4261
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Old 03-23-2019, 04:07 PM   #4262
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Big Grin Trails , so quit pm`ing and offering to buy me dinner first !

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Old 03-24-2019, 04:02 PM   #4263
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Spring has started in Chicago. Millions of my brothers and sisters are flying in from the southern states where we spent the winter. It's still a little too cold for the insects so we feed on seeds left from last Autumn. Soon though it will be warm enough in Chicago for us to feast on our favorite food, earthworms. We love to pull those juicy earthworms from the soil and swallow them whole. And my brothers and I have 6 months to screw the hell out of the females. Hoooooooooray!!



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Big Grin I`d like to take this moment and thank everyone who made this possible . Only won`t. As it`d only be me and I already read the victory speech over MaxJoker`s shoulder, while I wrote it

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Smile Hey stop talking to yourself in the third person Sant`eeeeeee , especially since you all are sobbingly emotionally mistaken and again lost

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