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Old 07-30-2013, 05:07 PM   #21
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Old 07-30-2013, 06:01 PM   #22
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Old 07-30-2013, 06:15 PM   #24
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Old 07-30-2013, 06:42 PM   #25
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It's simple:

1) Buy a wrecked used Camaro and wreck it again.

2) Buy a nicer used Camaro for those black tie social occasions.


3) Get a mullet haircut.


4) Obtain the collectors edition of David Spade's movie "Joe Dirt." Unfortunately, David was snubbed for an Oscar for this role.

5) If you can find one, get a 69 Dodge Daytona with the big fin on the back.

For our non-American fans: The 69 Dodge Daytona was a limited production and nearly impossible to find now. Even a wrecked one would be a one in a million chance.

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Bisexual.

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his dick.

One of the guys looked at the other and said, ''I wish that I could do that.''

The other one then said, 'Don't be stupid, man - that dog would bite you!''

How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
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