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Old 07-29-2013, 10:57 PM   #11
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What do you call a Redneck girl who keeps running away from home?

A virgin.
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Old 07-29-2013, 11:44 PM   #12
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Old 07-30-2013, 12:47 AM   #13
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1.an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South.
Hey I'm a white farm laborer btw, what does uneducated mean?




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Old 07-30-2013, 12:55 AM   #14
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Only when I go hunting.

Sorry, off topic but it was too good an opportunity to miss.

-Lucifer- out hunting

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Old 07-30-2013, 02:31 AM   #15
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I live in Florida now but I'm actually a transplanted Northerner. After I had been here for a couple of years I told my dad I felt like a Southerner now because I knew a guy named Bubba and another one named Billy Bob! That's actually true. In the south-central part of the state there's a town called Okeechobee. Just north of there on Rt. 441 there's a small general store. Before the 2004 hurricanes blew them away there was quite a large sign on either side of the door one of which read "BEER" and the other which read "AMMO". Be sure to stock up on plenty of both before going out for the day. I'll leave you with this: You might be a redneck if your taxidermist and your butcher is the same person!
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The last line of the national anthem:

"Gentlemen, start your engines."




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I live in Florida now but I'm actually a transplanted Northerner.
You have my sympathies. Northern Florida and especially the panhandle are incredibly redneck. Driving through there a few years back and I felt like I had gone back in time 50 years.

The Charlie Daniels song "Uneasy Rider" went through my mind many times.
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"Uneasy Ride"
I'll give ya'll uneasy..... Click ,

Umm, That can't be for real, can it

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Umm, That can't be for real, can it

Yes, the Redneck Bank is real.

There is also a Tightwad Bank.
https://www.tightwadbank.net/

Which would be perfect for our friends up in Scotchland.
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