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Old 08-24-2010, 11:05 AM   #21
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" Walks with a grudge "

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" Plays pool badly "

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" Refuses to dance , with anybody "
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:32 AM   #22
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:37 AM   #23
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smoke too much
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:13 PM   #25
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Guess that`s why you're also known as " Not afraid to let his feelings show" , and have a Teepee outside the actual village




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Old 08-24-2010, 12:29 PM   #26
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.. 'Lusts Over Squaw Thigh' or 'Watching Foxes'
...But definately a member of the 'Pawnee' nation


& always remember. . , "Man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger".

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I'm also known as Man with finger on mute button.
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:09 AM   #28
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" Turns underpants inside out to extend lifespan "

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" Only stops drinking when unable to hold the Keg "


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" Always a bad hair day "
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...But definately a member of the 'Pawnee' nation
Nice flag NIN.

I'm going to have to ditch the Trustworthy part of Trustworthy Coyote Man, there is a definite conflict of interest between Trustworthy and Coyote.
It doesn't go very well with Man either, come to think of it.
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