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Old 03-13-2019, 04:25 PM   #391
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Big Grin Sure maybe could have left the gift till after her sisters funeral. Butt considering that three week stiff (Full relation) smelled better felt honour bound ya`know

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Old 03-13-2019, 09:30 PM   #392
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390. no I don't want to go after the hobo
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Old 03-13-2019, 11:32 PM   #393
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So there I was covered in blood and urine and your daughter still horny as hell
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:54 PM   #394
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Wink Said nothing , apart from to the police she called . Although her eyes spoke volumes

392 ~ Wow someone reeks of sardine. Are you wet ? . Is it this tank top I`m wearing , as a kilt ?
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Old 03-14-2019, 08:56 PM   #395
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Don't you worry, she can still use her parts of her left arm or to be more precise her little finger.
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394. Not that's not your husbands fingers in your chili
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Old 03-15-2019, 05:27 PM   #397
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Smile Hell yes was my face red. As took me several seconds to realise needed to remove the ball gag out of her mouth. Mind you her cheeks were far redder. As was her face come to mention it

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396. your going to spill my beer on your back if you don't stop squirming
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397 - I wish your asshole was as tight as your husband's
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I think I lost my wristwatch while fisting your daughter
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