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Old 03-14-2019, 06:48 PM   #14571
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Honestly, my mate is just so unlucky. He's just told me his sex doll is pregnant.
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Chemistry teacher asked me to write a thousand word essay on Acid ,

Couldn't complete it though
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Once my pen turned into a dancing Rhino and the room melted.



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Old 03-15-2019, 10:13 PM   #14573
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Somebody walked up to me in the pub last night.
He said, "Do you remember a girl called Alison that you shagged in Ibiza in 1990?"
I grinned and said, "Oh yeah, I think I do".
He replied, "You must be my Dad then".
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At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "thats very important."
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher.

Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education."
"Yes it does," said Johnny it taught those Indians not to f..k with John Wayne."
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Old 03-16-2019, 10:58 AM   #14575
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I shaved off My Girlfriend's eyebrows,She didn't seem surprised..
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What's the difference between a G-spot and a lost golf ball ? ,

Sometimes it`s possible to find a lost golf ball
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Who`s the president of LGBT in India ? ,

Mr Ramit Inmah Ashol
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Little girl gets lost in Tesco's and the security guard asks her "What's your mum like ?" ,

Little girl replies "Big black cocks and vodka whenever daddy is away"
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Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked. "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"
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