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Old 03-06-2019, 05:24 PM   #701
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Mal set me up on a sure thing date with the proviso not to mention her lazy eye as she`s very sensitive about it ,

So spent the evening complementing her on having one eye that works
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Old 03-07-2019, 12:30 PM   #702
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Old 03-07-2019, 06:21 PM   #703
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What`s the difference between a battery and a woman ? ,

A battery has a positive side
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Old 03-08-2019, 05:22 PM   #704
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Old 03-08-2019, 05:32 PM   #705
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but heyo.
Typing of Hoes , it doesn't cost anything to check the previous page Ya`knows


Why shouldn't you trust a woman ? ,

How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die !
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Old 03-08-2019, 08:29 PM   #707
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Typing of Hoes , it doesn't cost anything to check the previous page Ya`knows



Heyo is not a typo for hoe. It is a colloquial term in the States.

You need to be a bit more clear of the meaning about the previous page. I checked it and
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Old 03-09-2019, 06:59 PM   #708
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Big Grin Only kidding Sant`eee , I love you. Just not rear-ly . Butt , there`s still time for that. After I've bought you dinner first

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I checked it and
Not surprised.
As rumour has it you get confused over how best to cook a pop-tart.
Even after having the instructions read to you.

for taking the time to post your confusion though, rather than check the previous page

Which naturally is a task that`d be beyond the realm of anyone's capabilities



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There are times when miss my ex so bad ,

That wish could remember where I buried her body
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Just failed my theory test.

Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard ???
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