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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. |
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 7. |
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 8. Yo, Adrian! (Rocky) |
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 8. Yo, Adrian! (Rocky) 9. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House) 10.
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 8. Yo, Adrian! (Rocky) 9. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House) 10. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" 11. |
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 8. Yo, Adrian! (Rocky) 9. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House) 10. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" 11. Diane Keaton: "Sex without love is an empty experience," - "Yeah," replies Woody Allen "but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." (Love & Death)
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1. Pardon Me while I whip this out .. Blazing Saddles 2. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (The Long Good Friday) 3. You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! (Scarface) 4. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off! (Life of Brian) 5. Me so horny, me love you long time. (Full Metal Jacket) 6. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. (Blade Runner) 7. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. (On the Waterfront) 8. Yo, Adrian! (Rocky) 9. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House) 10. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" 11. Diane Keaton: "Sex without love is an empty experience," - "Yeah," replies Woody Allen "but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." (Love & Death) 12. You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage. (Aliens) 13.
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