What if you lived in Australia? - Page 789

**blondifan** · September 18th, 2018, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

... A tsunami is not expected to be formed as a result of this quake.

So no surf then? Bummer!

Been watching Jenny Talia from Australia. (She's a slightly overweight antipodean version of Jen and almost as outspoken).

Anyone who remembers 'Run to Paradise' (which I hated) might enjoy the re-vamped version entitled 'Parasites'.

**palo5** · September 18th, 2018, 03:45 PM

Ok, we can see kangurus are resourceful. But where do the snakes go in floods?

MaxJoker · September 18th, 2018, 03:50 PM

I`d embrace the culture ,

GraemeAU50 · September 18th, 2018, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

So no surf then? Bummer!

Been watching Jenny Talia from Australia. (She's a slightly overweight antipodean version of Jen and almost as outspoken).

Anyone who remembers 'Run to Paradise' (which I hated) might enjoy the re-vamped version entitled 'Parasites'.

As the daughter of Kevin Bloody Wilson she is certainly a chip of the old block

Great stuff !!

**Sir Honkers** · September 18th, 2018, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. Since the Australian members are too timid to speak it is up to Kevin to tell all. Two days ago a 5.6 magnitude earthquake was detected in the south-western part of Australia near Lake Muir, just north of Walpole. The quake could be felt through a large section of the state's south-west including in Perth's metropolitan area. A tsunami is not expected to be formed as a result of this quake.

Oh well Perth!...No one gives a rat's arse about the Sandgropers.

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Originally Posted by palo5

Ok, we can see kangurus are resourceful. But where do the snakes go in floods?

Like spiders, the fcukers can swim.

Estreeter · September 20th, 2018, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I`d embrace the culture ,

Embrace that

I don't get it

I thought that happens everywhere in the world

Surely that happens in England and you're just kidding

**trailmaster** · September 20th, 2018, 11:52 AM

Kevin here. The prison population is way overcrowded in America. Prisoners make up about 0.9% of the U.S. population or about 2.2 million and there are about 4.4 million on probation and parole.

If I lived in Australia and I was super rich I would propose to the Australian government that a giant Gulag be built in one of the more un-inhabited areas of the outback. It could be 30 square miles in size. Surrounded by barbed electrified wire, and if any prisoner was able to dig himself out it wouldn't help because the land for a distance of 1 mile in all directions would be mined with all kinds of anti-personnel mines. Also the prison would be patrolled by helicopters armed with air to surface missles and gattlin guns.

A great deal of the overcrowded U.S. prisoners could be dumped there. Food and water would be air lifted and dropped into the gulag. The prisoners would live in quonset huts with toilets built into them, but no showers. And if any prisoners just happened to be killed off by any of the natural Australian wildlife it would just be tough luck. Only the worst prisoners would be in this gulag. Murderers, serial killers, rapists, armed robbers, pedophiles, drug dealers and others. I would fund everything. The U.S. government woud just supply the aircraft and military weapons.

This is of course a fantasy now, but who knows it could be a reality in our future.

Estreeter · September 20th, 2018, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

If I lived in Australia and I was super rich I would propose to the Australian government that a giant Gulag be built in one of the more un-inhabited areas of the outback. It could be 30 square miles in size. Surrounded by barbed electrified wire, and if any prisoner was able to dig himself out it wouldn't help because the land for a distance of 1 mile in all directions would be mined with all kinds of anti-personnel mines. Also the prison would be patrolled by helicopters armed with air to surface missles and gattlin guns.

Hey Kev, just let me "moderate" the prison

**trailmaster** · September 20th, 2018, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Hey Kev, just let me "moderate" the prison

You could be a guard in one of the heliocopters. Just think how much fun it could be to shoot missles at rioting or escaping prisoners, and you could kill anyone just for the sport of it and there would be no recriminations. You also would be paid a top salary for this job. You could leave your other job, and work regular hours, and the benefits would be sizable

Estreeter · September 20th, 2018, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You could be a guard in one of the heliocopters. Just think how much fun it could be to shoot missles at rioting or escaping prisoners, and you could kill anyone just for the sport of it and there would be no recriminations. You also would be paid a top salary for this job. You could leave your other job, and work regular hours, and the benefits would be sizable

Hah

I reckon belting a scumbag with a fist free of payment would do me just fine

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	Kevin here. The prison population is way overcrowded in America. Prisoners make up about 0.9% of the U.S. population or about 2.2 million and there are about 4.4 million on probation and parole. If I lived in Australia and I was super rich I would propose to the Australian government that a giant Gulag be built in one of the more un-inhabited areas of the outback. It could be 30 square miles in size. Surrounded by barbed electrified wire, and if any prisoner was able to dig himself out it wouldn't help because the land for a distance of 1 mile in all directions would be mined with all kinds of anti-personnel mines. Also the prison would be patrolled by helicopters armed with air to surface missles and gattlin guns. A great deal of the overcrowded U.S. prisoners could be dumped there. Food and water would be air lifted and dropped into the gulag. The prisoners would live in quonset huts with toilets built into them, but no showers. And if any prisoners just happened to be killed off by any of the natural Australian wildlife it would just be tough luck. Only the worst prisoners would be in this gulag. Murderers, serial killers, rapists, armed robbers, pedophiles, drug dealers and others. I would fund everything. The U.S. government woud just supply the aircraft and military weapons. This is of course a fantasy now, but who knows it could be a reality in our future.