Anyone with a crush on Theresa May too? - Page 3

**luca3434** · June 1st, 2017, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

Splendidly hairy I should imagine.....she seems rather old school.

Didn't she say "Boy Jobs and Girl Jobs" (funny she didn't mention blow jobs) on TV. So I guess it's missionary mostly and maybe from behind on your birthday and Christmas. Maybe a light spanking if she's feeling playful.

Either that or she's a full on dungeon running dominatrix......Tory MPs do call her mummy......damn I'm gonna have to slip one off the wrist now

Very valid point - maybe this is more like it?

**DB83** · June 1st, 2017, 06:59 PM

Well the last thread. in this vein also, I guess, humorous, was deleted quite quickly.

Guess this one could go the same way.

**Old Jud** · June 2nd, 2017, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

Splendidly hairy I should imagine.....she seems rather old school.

Didn't she say "Boy Jobs and Girl Jobs" (funny she didn't mention blow jobs) on TV. So I guess it's missionary mostly and maybe from behind on your birthday and Christmas. Maybe a light spanking if she's feeling playful.

Either that or she's a full on dungeon running dominatrix......Tory MPs do call her mummy......damn I'm gonna have to slip one off the wrist now

Sir, or should I call you 'Cosmo'? You need help!

**Motorboater** · June 2nd, 2017, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlie Black

I've just got to tell someone. I've an enormous crush on the Prime Minister, Theresa May! It's not recent either. It started when she was Home Secretary. I would have put this in the 'Am I the only one...?' thread, but the former editor of Loaded admitted he's fallen too, a few months ago.

I admit I've looked with pity in the past at those admitting similar feelings for Maggie Thatcher and, God forbid, Edwina Currie and Hilary Clinton. Now I'm stricken too.

She's the most popular P. M. in living memory. Is this entirely due to her - rather vague - policies though I admire her main one of holding the UK together, something that's going to come under a lot of strain in the coming years. I'm sceptical about Brexit and she doesn't seem to give a monkey's about freedom of speech and animal welfare, two subjects I really care about. Yet I always find myself defending her. Could there be thousands out there who feel the same way?

I suspect there are some on this forum. Will they admit it? Or do I 'need help' as they say. Not that it will make any difference; I'm hooked. Any way I've got to go as something's just come through the door featuring my heroine.

Smh

Penny Mordaunt.

**Greenman** · June 2nd, 2017, 10:25 PM

Theresa May was once asked to come onto Men and Motors-the now defunct men's channel on satellite BUT they got her mixed up with Teresa May, the model. Mrs May said she was flattered but declined their gracious invitation-thank god for that!

Magpiehunter999 · June 10th, 2017, 07:56 AM

Yes! With you on this one. She's got a nasty look in her eye, got to be a good thing for indoor sports.

**Sir Honkers** · June 11th, 2017, 11:58 AM

Not the voters obviously.

**@llatse@** · June 11th, 2017, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Not the voters obviously.

I dunno I think she's been f*cked and b*ggered in equal measure

MaxJoker · April 27th, 2019, 05:11 PM

No but I`d love to have her in my sights ,

**vo1v0d** · May 1st, 2019, 03:08 PM

Crush? I am too tired to construct a steamroller quip.

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DB83 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,472 Thanks: 1,948 Thanked 12,019 Times in 1,458 Posts	Well the last thread. in this vein also, I guess, humorous, was deleted quite quickly. Guess this one could go the same way.

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Magpiehunter999 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 62 Thanked 310 Times in 23 Posts	Yes! With you on this one. She's got a nasty look in her eye, got to be a good thing for indoor sports.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,332 Times in 30,311 Posts	Not the voters obviously.

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