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**sandhunter** · December 24th, 2018, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Santa Claus is a drunken fat cunt !!!

So am I , at least the drunken part

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

So when you sat on his knee did he ask if you did anal?

He didn't sit on Santa's knee , Santa had his pants down and he sat upon his lap

and thus his first anal , a Christmas Miracle .

OldSchool47 · December 24th, 2018, 06:21 PM

My understanding is that Fu Manchu, who belongs to a race of very smart people, has 3 separate estates on an island about the size of Great Britain. The island is off the coast of Manchuria and he uses a SkyProwler type of craft to go from estate to estate. He has a Pussy Galore living with him on each estate. These females do not know each other. His Pussies manage the day-to-day operations of his estates (they do the house cleaning themselves), work as his accountants, and service him sexually on command. Is my understanding correct?

**trailmaster** · December 24th, 2018, 06:34 PM

I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!

Estreeter · December 24th, 2018, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

So am I , at least the drunken part

I'll correct myself,
Santa is a drunken cunt, with a real cute butt

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow,

It's tomorrow here now, I'm on

killing an hour while waitin' for the bathroom to be free

**wimbo77** · December 24th, 2018, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!

No presents for me. Don't need em. Just more clutter. Have all i want to watch and listen to in entertainment. Just some money and Christmas dinner at my sisters house for 3pm with brother in law, auntie, uncle and my dad.

**Mal Hombre** · December 24th, 2018, 10:08 PM

I'll be here tomorrow...and the day after that..and the day after that..etc.

**bloke57** · December 24th, 2018, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool47

My understanding is that Fu Manchu, who belongs to a race of very smart people, has 3 separate estates on an island about the size of Great Britain.

You are nuts - but I think you know that.

Merry Christmas.

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!

Simple repast, family fun and games and definitely no booze or TV. Just not the way we do it in my house. I've always had boxing day off but feel for those who work in retail.

Have a great Christmas TM.

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I'll be here tomorrow...and the day after that..and the day after that..etc.

Thank the Lord. The world and its very sanity are safe...for now!

**vo1v0d** · December 24th, 2018, 10:31 PM

GM has thanked me twice so I already have enjoyed a christmas miracle. As for the mean spirited or lazy wankers who cant be arsed to press the thanks button ( I dont mean for me) may the christmas feast give them dysentery, may their booze be antifreeze, may their relatives disown them after an almighty fucking row and generally much other disgusting and varied shit should be their lot.
Merry christmas to those who understand reciprocity.

OldSchool47 · December 24th, 2018, 11:11 PM

You can say a lot of things about you English guys. Heaven is a place where the English are ... Hell is a place where the English are ... All joking aside you guys make the best bitter beer in the world. Better than the Australians.

If I were to give you, VEF moderators who are citizens of England, a Christmas present it would be a life-size blowup doll of my favorite English actress. Greenman and bloke57 are also on my gift list. Greenman because he is a retired moderator and bloke57 because he is a good bloke.

**SanteeFats** · December 25th, 2018, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!

Well TM I guess we will find out who has a life outside of VEF huh?

Oh by the way I will be here.

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December 24th, 2018, 06:21 PM	#7002
OldSchool47 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 306 Thanks: 129 Thanked 3,045 Times in 299 Posts	My understanding is that Fu Manchu, who belongs to a race of very smart people, has 3 separate estates on an island about the size of Great Britain. The island is off the coast of Manchuria and he uses a SkyProwler type of craft to go from estate to estate. He has a Pussy Galore living with him on each estate. These females do not know each other. His Pussies manage the day-to-day operations of his estates (they do the house cleaning themselves), work as his accountants, and service him sexually on command. Is my understanding correct?

December 24th, 2018, 06:34 PM	#7003
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,168 Times in 60,062 Posts	I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!

December 24th, 2018, 10:31 PM	#7008
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,497 Times in 7,438 Posts	GM has thanked me twice so I already have enjoyed a christmas miracle. As for the mean spirited or lazy wankers who cant be arsed to press the thanks button ( I dont mean for me) may the christmas feast give them dysentery, may their booze be antifreeze, may their relatives disown them after an almighty fucking row and generally much other disgusting and varied shit should be their lot. Merry christmas to those who understand reciprocity.