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August 23rd, 2015, 09:42 AM | #10001 |
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August 23rd, 2015, 10:35 AM | #10002 |
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I contacted the Pro Claimers but They were abroad,I just got a Letter From America...
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August 23rd, 2015, 01:41 PM | #10003 |
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds.
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August 23rd, 2015, 01:45 PM | #10004 |
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So you're the voter fraud the wingnuts have been warning us about!
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August 23rd, 2015, 05:31 PM | #10005 |
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News: Head lice now resistant to usual medical treatments.
The problem has scientists scratching their heads.
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August 23rd, 2015, 06:35 PM | #10006 |
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What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush.
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August 24th, 2015, 01:08 AM | #10007 |
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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August 24th, 2015, 05:20 PM | #10008 |
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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
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August 24th, 2015, 07:14 PM | #10009 |
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't and the old cow was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she also said, “You killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!” She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, smeared with lipstick, and was smiling happily. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me.” "What did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it." |
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August 25th, 2015, 03:07 PM | #10010 |
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