March 18th, 2017, 03:29 PM | #481 |
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Hey in my own defense a sandwich that contains more lettuce than salami and bacon is an insult to the very definition ! , ok Ahhhhh soon as Mal perfects that time machine he`s working on we`re all going back to such a Vintage golden age
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April 1st, 2017, 05:37 PM | #482 |
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Exactly to the day a year ago,
I asked the most beautiful girl I've met out for dinner, Today I asked her to marry me, As with then she said no, The bitch.
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April 2nd, 2017, 11:00 AM | #483 |
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Women's joke?
I need a breakpoint : laugh now. |
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April 12th, 2017, 02:14 PM | #485 |
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Took my wife to the doctor because I thought she had Tourettes ,
I was wrong , Turns out she really does think I'm cunt and wants me to fuck off. I'll never forget what my wife said to me the first time we met , "Suckie suckie 10 dollar ".
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Me wife was looking in the mirror and complaining earlier today ,
"I`m gonna be the fattest ugliest woman on the beach in Benidorm this summer" she said , "Don't be bloody stupid, of course you won't" I replied "Your mother's coming with us remember"
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If women held every top position in public office in the world they`d be no wars ,
Just a load of countries not speaking to each others.
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