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Old November 11th, 2017, 01:58 PM   #1101
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Estreeter once had a terrible nightmare. He dreamed that he woke up in the body of a dingo. He could communicate in fluent dingo, but didn't understand human language anymore, and didn't know why humans threw rocks at him. But he knew that's what humans do. These days he's much kinder to dingos
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Old November 11th, 2017, 02:08 PM   #1102
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Haroldeye hates Brexit and is a committed European. He appreciates the EU-democracy he otherwise would not get in his domestic rigged elections. He also like the European Court of Justice, because he knows EU-law is made democratically, unlike his own domestic law. And he is addicted to social advances the EU has given to his country
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Old November 11th, 2017, 03:01 PM   #1103
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Decadence only believes in what he`s visited , touched or inhaled. So currently still thinks Egypt doesn't actually exist.
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Old November 11th, 2017, 03:03 PM   #1104
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Palo isn't considered the saviour of Stalingrad
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Old November 11th, 2017, 05:33 PM   #1105
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weldermanis actually not the welderman we know and love. weldermanwas asked by U.S. government to do welding on the International Space Station a while back, but he got into a welding disagreement with a Russsian welder and weldermanwas killed. When the Russian took off his spacesuit he was a dead ringer for
weldermanso the Russians cooked up an idea to substitute this man forweldermanso he could live in America, but be a spy for the Russians.

That's just about summed up my life, Thanks tm
But, you forgot to mention, You were that Russian Welder..
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Old November 11th, 2017, 08:21 PM   #1106
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Plastic Tiffani owns a Ford GT or so he tells every car fanatic down at the local pub
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Old November 11th, 2017, 08:37 PM   #1107
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SpEffects slept his way to the top of the Eiffel Tower
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Old November 11th, 2017, 09:00 PM   #1108
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Palo is really a transexual member of the Conservative and Unionist party called Susan. Her hobbies are promoting abstinence from alcohol and all forms of sexual activity except bottie sex. She is an avid member of the Putin must go Party and believes that all Russians are rational and caring beings, especially those who live in Finland. She has a hatred of the EU and the ECJ and believes they are more corrupt than a bagful of Oligarchs on a night out in London.
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Old November 11th, 2017, 09:14 PM   #1109
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Scoundrel thinks that he's John Lennon.
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Funny, for many years Hertz has thought RIngo was a great drummer
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