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May 1st, 2018, 10:29 PM	#801
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,125 Times in 30,296 Posts	Yes, if I give my grandkids responsibility for looking after her. Who will fix the sump pump?

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May 17th, 2018, 08:25 PM	#802
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. I guess, Your Local Ford Dealer. Q. Why Are You Damned If You Do, And Damned If You Don't.? __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 17th, 2018, 08:42 PM	#803
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	A. Because,It's one damn thing after another... Q. Is this on the record ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 17th, 2018, 09:53 PM	#804
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Yes. Do you know what happend to the missing 15 minutes of the Nixon tapes?

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May 17th, 2018, 11:01 PM	#805
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,125 Times in 30,296 Posts	Yes. As long as you understand that if I tell you, I will have to kill you. If knowledge is power, why won't my old Big Book Of Science For Children run the toaster?

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January 3rd, 2019, 11:14 AM	#806
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Because you don't own a toaster What came first you or your wife?

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January 3rd, 2019, 07:28 PM	#807
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. me, She's not a squirter. Q. Even if we use Bing Search Engine, Why do we say Google it.?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Welderman; January 3rd, 2019 at 07:42 PM..

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January 3rd, 2019, 07:44 PM	#808
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	Because no one uses Bing Search engine Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 3rd, 2019, 08:02 PM	#809
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	dunno Man.. I'm caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.. I use Bing, Why don't you.?. open you're eyes, look up to the skies.. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 3rd, 2019, 09:03 PM	#810
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,125 Times in 30,296 Posts	A: Because I need no sympathy welderman Q: How do you prove mathematically that gauge theories with spontaneous symmetry are renormalizable?

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