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Old January 13th, 2018, 12:36 PM   #551
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A. In our defence that behaviour is just to confuse Americans who labour with our humour

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Old January 13th, 2018, 01:24 PM   #553
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A. Oh my god. It's a green felt bag filled wth 25,000 quid. I will have to go to my bank to exchange it for dollars!

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A. I refer my right honourable friend to the reply that he gave some moments ago

Q. Who would win a fight between a quokka and a quagga? Would one become a crocker?
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Old January 13th, 2018, 02:12 PM   #555
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A. A quokka would win by default, because quaggas are extinct. Crockers are not animals as far as I can tell, unless this is some weird English slang term.

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A: Accumulated change.

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A: I thought he was on first.
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A. Which one.? It depends on the country you live in..

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A. 42

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A. Cor blimey Guvnor,Maori Poppens is rilly kewl..

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