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Old December 5th, 2017, 11:45 PM   #481
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A; They've told me that I can't tell you.

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A: Just the usual.

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Old December 6th, 2017, 03:02 PM   #483
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A. Primordial.

Q. Would Sir like croutons with that?
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Yes. I would like that.

Is there a fly in your soup?
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A. No, This is a vegetarian restaurant.

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Nope, my last name is not Chaney

Do you think The Bride of Frankenstein is hot?
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A: In Young Frankenstein, the Bride of Frankenstein was played by Teri Garr, and the Bride of the Monster, commonly called Frankenstein, was played by Madeline Kahn; so, yes!

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A. No, I am wide awake

Q. Why does nobody on The Apprentice ever order a full English breakfast or even a bacon butty ?
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Because none of them are true Brits

Where you a major fan of Jimmy Saville?
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A: No, he was unknown in the US.

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