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Old October 4th, 2011, 06:07 PM   #271
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What are you thinking?

(never understood why they ask that, it annoys me. S )

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Old October 4th, 2011, 08:04 PM   #272
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Old October 5th, 2011, 10:14 AM   #273
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"Hey big boy, why don't you come up and see me sometime?"


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Old October 6th, 2011, 04:17 AM   #274
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98, 99, 100 ... OK, ready or not here I come!


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She could be thinking a couple of things here ...

1) "I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I seen bigger on a mouse!"
2) "Just my luck, my first cock and this is what I get!"

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Old October 6th, 2011, 02:28 PM   #275
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My clit's bigger than this.
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Old October 6th, 2011, 03:43 PM   #276
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Forget your champagne fetish, I only squirt babycham.
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What's for tea?
How do magnets work?
What's the meaning of life?

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I knew it. It's bigger than mine!






You're disappointed? How do you think I feel!




Oh yes, they do look alike don't they?




I told you. Not in there!






I'll show that Ron Jeremy. He's not as good as he thinks he is.




Well it's too late now.




You bitches! You said you wouldn't laugh!
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