Did you ever go on nudie book hunts? - Page 4

mikael726 · January 14th, 2009, 11:03 AM

The 70's dustmen strike. A whole plot of waste ground was teeming with black plastic bags full of rubbish that were to be incinerated . It was also a shortcut to my home ,saving me a walk of 2 miles if I went by the main road.
The bags were all stacked in rows with little roads running between the stacks. One of the bags had been ripped open a bit , probably by rats, and part of a magazine had fallen out. It was a woman with the biggest tits I, as a 14 year old , had ever seen. I immediately investigated the contents of the rest of the bag and found it to be full of scud books, mostly of women with gigantic tits.
I tied the bag up so as not to lose any of the contents and carried it home and straight into my bedroom.
That night I had probably the most wanks I have ever had in my life in one go . 6, with the last orgasm just coming out as a puff of steam ,if I remember right.

homer2009 · January 25th, 2009, 05:25 PM

Used to have the odd stash with a couple of friends back in the early 80's. Playboy, Penthouse etc.

One day a kid in our class who was a couple of years older than us said come over to his place after school, he had some mags to give us.

We went over, he opened up his basement window and shoved out a huge garbage bag of mags he had gotten from his stepdad. After the bag was out, he slammed the window closed and pulled the curtain in about 5 seconds...real top secret stuff. lol

Alfred and I hightailed it with the bag of mags to a fort in the bush. When we got there we opened it up. The bag was full of the holy grail for any early 80's Canadian teenage boy skin mag enthusiast/collector.....Hustler. A lot of Hustler mags....so goddamn dirty!

The Playboy and Penthouse mags were now relegated to "B" status.

I remember we would head out the fort after school and on weekends for about a year, pretty much memorizing the mags, but never really knowing what to actually do with the things...that came a couple of years later, long after the stash had been discovered and carted off by other kids.

**Futuro** · January 25th, 2009, 11:06 PM

As some of you may have noticed , my signature leads to old blog. There`s few stories about finding porn in the woods.

At my teenage, I found porn from local junkyard, it was permanent place of interest for young boys. I did find all kinds of interesting stuff from there, and because it was forbidden to hang around there I enjoyed twice as much, letting my imagination travel free, I was a secret agent or lonely soldier behind enemy lines etc.
Once I found plasticbag full of Swedish "Lektyr" and "Aktuellt" magazines, with sensation-news and crap journalism there were also some tasty pictures and few hardcore pictures too, I used to cut all "interesting" pages for later use.
Sometimes I used to go with my two friends to "rob" places where older boys used to spend their time, empty old buildings and shacks. We always thought that we could find booze but instead of that we usually found porn, usually Finnish magazines with some hardcore content. Once we found cardboard box, there was maybe ten Danish magazines inside, so we splitted our treasure and "recycled" them by lending those valuable magazines within ourselves.
Later I had my cleptomanic-phase, I nicked magazines from secondhand-shops and some new ones too from all kinds of shops. So on some point I realised that I did it to have some action and excitement. I never get caught, but I never stealed anything else. It was ultimate item for under-aged guy, if you`ll get caught there`s some extra consequences: embarassement because of the nature of stolen item and not so flattering reputation as a porn-thieving bastard. But I didn`t care!
I still have some of those old magazines , I used to swap most of them to tax-free cigarettes, vodka and other...err....products.

In Finland you should be 18 years old if you want to buy magazines.
(That limit is maybe 16 years today.) So when I reached that age, I started to visit sex-shops at Helsinki, still buy my magazines from there. Shopkeepers are happy to have some regular customers nowadays because their income has thinned dramatically, because of internet. And that`s a fact.

I think I`m privileged because I lived my most intensive years long before internet. I could download free superb stuff as much I want today, but I don`t get excitement from it . Yes, I maybe post quite much stuff to forums, but It`s like some perverted stamp collecting. Maybe 5% of my collection is the part that turns me on, rest is "just" stuff I share to increase my chances to get something I really like. Porn is a bit secondary for me in this forum, I rather like read threads like this! So Thank You ALL for sharing these stories!

indybt33 · May 3rd, 2009, 11:57 AM

I have a funny story about "found" porn. I grew up on a farm in the midwest and one of the things that you do in the summer is mow the roadsides of your fields. I was doing that one day when I heard a thud coming from the bush hog. I knew I had hit something that was in the ditch so I got off the tractor to take a look.

I had hit a paperbag of porn mags that someone had thrown from their car to get rid of. So, I picked every little piece of probably 20 magazines up and took them home and carefully "mined" out any good pictures I could find. I pasted them to blank sheets of paper and then taped those sheets into a couple of Smithsonian magazines that my great grand parents had given me.

Funny thing is that was 25 years ago and the other day I was looking for something in my old closet at my parents house and found on of those "Smithsonian" magazines. I felt like I had won the lottery.

reppow · May 3rd, 2009, 03:00 PM

Being at a boarding school - there were always opportunities. We used to raid the gardners shed late at night (he used to steal them of us).

When I left - we had a huge stash and left it behind a water storage thing in a loft. Whoever found that really hit the mother load.

I love this website as I have refound so many of the photos.

smallblock · May 4th, 2009, 07:21 PM

**kiwi** · May 4th, 2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smallblock

Yes!

That was a good start.

But we were expecting a longer answer ... like, for example ... Where did you go looking for nudie books?

Because the reply, 'Yes!' tells us nothing & yet implies, you've been everywhere & unless your name is God, I don't really see how that's possible

Kiwi

smallblock · May 5th, 2009, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi

That was a good start.

But we were expecting a longer answer ... like, for example ... Where did you go looking for nudie books?

Because the reply, 'Yes!' tells us nothing & yet implies, you've been everywhere & unless your name is God, I don't really see how that's possible

Kiwi

MMM God, I don't think I am

.....
When I was young me and a mate of mine reckon'd we had a nose for nudie books, or is that a sixth sense for 'em?We'd find quite a lot in bushes on common land e.t.c..Once I found a whole damn carrier bag load of the things,all I can say is thank goodness for littering.Kept those for years until my mum cleared out my hiding place for such things, she told me the cat had peed on 'em, now that was just NOT his style, he didn't pee on anything in the house!I remember those nudie book hunts with great fondness, I think the first one we ever found was an old copy of H & E.So thats' about it I reckon, hope this clears up the single word answer. Kiwi,Thanks to you for some of your threads, They are what got me to register on the forum in the first place.

**billybunter** · May 5th, 2009, 04:18 PM

I went to a boys school, and porn mag trading was very popular. If you had a new mag the rest of the kids would beg you to let them borrow it. One guy managed to pick up a few Scandinavian mags which if you were a 14 yo boy before h/c was legal and the internet was only a pipe dream, was a MAJOR find. Luckily for me I was his best mate so I got them first. I don't think my balls have recovered to this day. I drained every last drop out of them. LOL.

Pnin · January 7th, 2010, 12:46 AM

I've mentioned previously on another thread: I *swear* I have a sixth sense when it comes to sniffing out porn. I could stop in front of a building, grab a stack of thrown out mag and just KNOW there was a prize in the middle. Ditto for abandoned buildings and whatnot.

Even today I may still have the knack. The detector doesn't go off anymore, but I suspect all the internet porn tends to drown out the signal.

January 25th, 2009, 11:06 PM	#33
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,671 Times in 1,899 Posts	As some of you may have noticed , my signature leads to old blog. There`s few stories about finding porn in the woods. At my teenage, I found porn from local junkyard, it was permanent place of interest for young boys. I did find all kinds of interesting stuff from there, and because it was forbidden to hang around there I enjoyed twice as much, letting my imagination travel free, I was a secret agent or lonely soldier behind enemy lines etc. Once I found plasticbag full of Swedish "Lektyr" and "Aktuellt" magazines, with sensation-news and crap journalism there were also some tasty pictures and few hardcore pictures too, I used to cut all "interesting" pages for later use. Sometimes I used to go with my two friends to "rob" places where older boys used to spend their time, empty old buildings and shacks. We always thought that we could find booze but instead of that we usually found porn, usually Finnish magazines with some hardcore content. Once we found cardboard box, there was maybe ten Danish magazines inside, so we splitted our treasure and "recycled" them by lending those valuable magazines within ourselves. Later I had my cleptomanic-phase, I nicked magazines from secondhand-shops and some new ones too from all kinds of shops. So on some point I realised that I did it to have some action and excitement. I never get caught, but I never stealed anything else. It was ultimate item for under-aged guy, if you`ll get caught there`s some extra consequences: embarassement because of the nature of stolen item and not so flattering reputation as a porn-thieving bastard. But I didn`t care! I still have some of those old magazines , I used to swap most of them to tax-free cigarettes, vodka and other...err....products. In Finland you should be 18 years old if you want to buy magazines. (That limit is maybe 16 years today.) So when I reached that age, I started to visit sex-shops at Helsinki, still buy my magazines from there. Shopkeepers are happy to have some regular customers nowadays because their income has thinned dramatically, because of internet. And that`s a fact. I think I`m privileged because I lived my most intensive years long before internet. I could download free superb stuff as much I want today, but I don`t get excitement from it . Yes, I maybe post quite much stuff to forums, but It`s like some perverted stamp collecting. Maybe 5% of my collection is the part that turns me on, rest is "just" stuff I share to increase my chances to get something I really like. Porn is a bit secondary for me in this forum, I rather like read threads like this! So Thank You ALL for sharing these stories! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 25th, 2009 at 11:17 PM..

January 7th, 2010, 12:46 AM	#40
Pnin Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 87 Thanks: 374 Thanked 1,590 Times in 75 Posts	I've mentioned previously on another thread: I swear I have a sixth sense when it comes to sniffing out porn. I could stop in front of a building, grab a stack of thrown out mag and just KNOW there was a prize in the middle. Ditto for abandoned buildings and whatnot. Even today I may still have the knack. The detector doesn't go off anymore, but I suspect all the internet porn tends to drown out the signal. __________________ For that you cannot un-see, yet need to see again.

January 14th, 2009, 11:03 AM	#31
mikael726 Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 216 Times in 30 Posts	The 70's dustmen strike. A whole plot of waste ground was teeming with black plastic bags full of rubbish that were to be incinerated . It was also a shortcut to my home ,saving me a walk of 2 miles if I went by the main road. The bags were all stacked in rows with little roads running between the stacks. One of the bags had been ripped open a bit , probably by rats, and part of a magazine had fallen out. It was a woman with the biggest tits I, as a 14 year old , had ever seen. I immediately investigated the contents of the rest of the bag and found it to be full of scud books, mostly of women with gigantic tits. I tied the bag up so as not to lose any of the contents and carried it home and straight into my bedroom. That night I had probably the most wanks I have ever had in my life in one go . 6, with the last orgasm just coming out as a puff of steam ,if I remember right.

January 25th, 2009, 05:25 PM	#32
homer2009 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 9 Thanks: 8,739 Thanked 47 Times in 8 Posts	Used to have the odd stash with a couple of friends back in the early 80's. Playboy, Penthouse etc. One day a kid in our class who was a couple of years older than us said come over to his place after school, he had some mags to give us. We went over, he opened up his basement window and shoved out a huge garbage bag of mags he had gotten from his stepdad. After the bag was out, he slammed the window closed and pulled the curtain in about 5 seconds...real top secret stuff. lol Alfred and I hightailed it with the bag of mags to a fort in the bush. When we got there we opened it up. The bag was full of the holy grail for any early 80's Canadian teenage boy skin mag enthusiast/collector.....Hustler. A lot of Hustler mags....so goddamn dirty! The Playboy and Penthouse mags were now relegated to "B" status. I remember we would head out the fort after school and on weekends for about a year, pretty much memorizing the mags, but never really knowing what to actually do with the things...that came a couple of years later, long after the stash had been discovered and carted off by other kids.

May 3rd, 2009, 11:57 AM	#34
indybt33 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192 Thanks: 2,505 Thanked 8,520 Times in 193 Posts	I have a funny story about "found" porn. I grew up on a farm in the midwest and one of the things that you do in the summer is mow the roadsides of your fields. I was doing that one day when I heard a thud coming from the bush hog. I knew I had hit something that was in the ditch so I got off the tractor to take a look. I had hit a paperbag of porn mags that someone had thrown from their car to get rid of. So, I picked every little piece of probably 20 magazines up and took them home and carefully "mined" out any good pictures I could find. I pasted them to blank sheets of paper and then taped those sheets into a couple of Smithsonian magazines that my great grand parents had given me. Funny thing is that was 25 years ago and the other day I was looking for something in my old closet at my parents house and found on of those "Smithsonian" magazines. I felt like I had won the lottery.

May 3rd, 2009, 03:00 PM	#35
reppow Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: SW UK Posts: 23 Thanks: 39,426 Thanked 161 Times in 19 Posts	Being at a boarding school - there were always opportunities. We used to raid the gardners shed late at night (he used to steal them of us). When I left - we had a huge stash and left it behind a water storage thing in a loft. Whoever found that really hit the mother load. I love this website as I have refound so many of the photos.

May 4th, 2009, 07:21 PM	#36
smallblock Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 102 Thanks: 18,106 Thanked 801 Times in 98 Posts	Yes!

May 5th, 2009, 04:18 PM	#39
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	I went to a boys school, and porn mag trading was very popular. If you had a new mag the rest of the kids would beg you to let them borrow it. One guy managed to pick up a few Scandinavian mags which if you were a 14 yo boy before h/c was legal and the internet was only a pipe dream, was a MAJOR find. Luckily for me I was his best mate so I got them first. I don't think my balls have recovered to this day. I drained every last drop out of them. LOL.