Best wanking experience - Page 2

crazytanga · December 30th, 2008, 06:59 PM

I am loving anal. Only my second time yesterday and I was able to prolong one orgasm for what seemed like forever. I just kep on cummiing I had to get up as it was rolling off my chest onto the bedsheets!! I am looking forward to tonight.

dorcelfan · December 30th, 2008, 08:21 PM

The Ex Mrs D whacked me off in the bath one time...I layed back closed my eyes and just enjoyed it - she was good!

When the time came to unload I opened my eyes to see where she was aiming as I knew this would be a good 'un only to see a huge wad of Harry Monk heading towards me.....caught me square in the eye!! It was bloodshot for a week afterwards and she nearly pissed herself laughing

Regards

D

buggeration · December 30th, 2008, 09:33 PM

Yea. Let's keep to the subject guys. Another great way to enjoy the wanking experience is to squeeze your balls till it hurts as you are about to shoot your wad. Works for me.

dorcelfan · December 30th, 2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

Anal as a wanking experience - do you shove something up your arse whilst lewdly shivering your timbers at the same time?? Sounds difficult!

Jesus!! - nearly puked laughing so hard!!

We need a reply here crazytanga!!

Regards

D

**kiwi** · December 31st, 2008, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

Anal as a wanking experience - do you shove something up your arse whilst lewdly shivering your timbers at the same time?? Sounds difficult!

Maybe he just sits on it & lets gravity do the rest

Actually, a mate of mine told me once that his girlfriend stuck her finger up his ass one time while she was wanking him off - I understand that she stuck the said digit up his arse just as he was about to shoot his load. He swore by it, said it was his most intense orgasm ever.

Not for me thank you very much but each to their own, I guess

Kiwi

Mantra23 · January 2nd, 2009, 07:13 PM

I had a girlfriend ask me to show her how I wank myself off. While she sat in a chair, I stood in front of her a pulled it from a softy to a frantic cumshot for (on) her. I real delight.

zuckerman · January 7th, 2009, 11:20 PM

Old girlfriend who I hadn't slept with for four years came to stay on a New Year's Eve in the mid 90s. It was very late, but she decided she needed a bath before turning in. She ran a hot bath and lit the candles that ran along one side of the tub. She asked me to fetch her another brandy. When I got back to the bathroom she said: it's OK, you can come in. Nothing you haven't seen before!

I soaped her back, then she lay back in the tub and said: might as well do the rest of me. I stayed away from the rude bits but she was very horny and and began wanking in the tub. She told me: I don't mind if you come too.

I dropped by pants and began wanking by the side of the bath. Really, I wanted to fuck her but that wasn't on offer. Then she said: you can come on me if you like. I went to the end of the tub and sat down on the rim with one foot in the water. Her head was beneath my balls. Then I started massaging her belly and hip with my foot.

She came before me and what with the distraction of a reverse foot massage without slipping off the edge of the tub or singeing my thigh on the bloody candles, I was still some way from being ready to shoot. But she didn't break the mood: she turned her face up to watch me stroking off and then reached back with her palm facing upwards and slid her fingers under my nuts.

Bang! My first shot slapped into the soapy triangle made by her pubes and the bubble bath, the next on her tits, then I squeezed out over her upturned cheek. My cum slid down her face until she stopped it with her fingers and wiped it on my thigh.

She was glowing from the heat of the bath, and probably the orgasm. I dried her in a fluffy towel and as I did her legs I knelt in front of her and she let me plant a deep kiss on her fanny. She stopped me going any further: it wouldn't be fair, she said. What she meant was - not fair to her best friend, who was still asleep curled up on the sofa in the living room, and who happened to be my current lover.

That was a great experience, but the next morning it was marred by an ordeal over breakfast. I have no idea how it had escaped a thorough toweling (and probably a face wash in the morning) but at the breakfast table as she brushed her hair back from her face I suddenly noticed dried sperm beneath one ear and even some in her hair. To this day, I have no idea how my girlfriend didn't spot it (or whether she thought her friend just had scaly skin).

A stupendous wank but mostly because of the circumstances. Not only because it was illicit sex but because the two of them had had an affair when I was dating the other - that's how I got introduced to the new girlfriend. It was like three in a bed ... but with a margin of error of about 35 paces and 65 months. I would have given anything to fuck my current lover that night too, but she was just too sleepy and a bit worse for wear on the Smirnoff and so I just tucked her in and snuggled up behind her. I thought about having a sneaky wank instead for just a second, but (strangely) that would have felt like I was taking something without permission. A weird time to get an attack of morals after sucking her mate's labia into my mouth, but there you go.

I told this story to a friend once, feeling pretty smug about it and he just said: you prat, while she was passed out you should have got out of bed and fucked the other woman. Good point. For some months afterward I couldn't work out whether it was a great night or the missed opportunity of my life!

Stellar1 · March 9th, 2009, 11:42 PM

Middle of the day - Forest Lawn Cemetary in Los Angeles.

OK I will throw this one in for both intensity and the surreal nature of the surroundings.

My ex and I lived in LA, so when visitors came, we did the usual round of tourist attractions. One of her former roomates came and requested that we visit Forest Lawn Cemetery made famous by novelist Evelyn Waugh in "The Loved One". It is the ultimate kitsch experience: with ornate carved burial grounds and elaborate tombstones. If you have a million bucks and no taste, you get buried at Forest Lawn.

It was a typical, hazy hot LA day with Santa Ana winds blowing through and as I wandered around with two ladies that I had known since college, I got incredibly horny. My ex was a nice looking brunette, but her ex-roomie was a blonde hottie, turned off of men by an college era attempted rape on campus...a truly sad tale...but, as with this whole day, a part of the twisted allure.

The two of them were chatting and laughing, walking around in skirts that got whipped up by the breeze. As I caught views of stockings and legs, I couldn't stand it anymore and stepped behing a large above ground mausoleum. It would have been easy to be caught unzipping and flipping, but it happened so fast and furious. Afterwards I walked back to our little group, smiling and much relaxed, but planning on making the moves on my wife that evening, which I did and which was very nice. But, somewhere on that hot and windy day in Forest Lawn, the grass above a grave was "desecrated" in broad daylight. Somehow, I hope that the guy buried there understood that life was occuring amidst death.

**anklebiter** · March 10th, 2009, 04:38 AM

Hopefully this don't sound too...icky.After high school there was a year before I went into the service I spent Doing my heavy partying. You know, to get it out of the way,and say bye bye to my freedom.
I was never close to my father, and he and my step mother lived near by.I started doing a lot of coke with my step mom when the old man was at work.I never lived with her, and she was never a mother figure-just a lady who married my father.Eventually, I started sleeping with her.Thats the back story.
She was kinky as hell and this got to be a little "thing" we did.She would lay lines out on her body in various sensitive spots and I would get the lines after I jerked off for her.I'd do them up, and we'd just go at it for hours afterward.
Never did I look forward to jerkin the gerkin as much as I did with her.

**Sharkhunter** · March 10th, 2009, 09:08 PM

Bloody hell... Some 25 years, thousands if not tens of thousands of wanks... Some very memorable, most great, some absolutely desperate... lol.

The best one was probably when I was all on my own with nothing but a copy of Pr*vate's Cumshot Deluxe - a cum-pilation of jizz shots from a number of Pr*vate movies featiring some of their top models of the late 1990s. Gabriella Wolf. Silvia Saint. And a hottie called Betty.

I was completely naked and was flat on the bed - my previous wank had been a quick girlfriend's in the shower, let's knock out a quick one, so I was determined to make this one long, wet and slow. After greasing my cock in warm baby oil, I ever so slowly stroked to maximum hardness, before taking ten seconds here and there hands-off time. This made each stroking session feel even better, especially when I could see that my swollen red bellend just wanted to shoot. I could feel it building up - and when I finally decided to let it go the result was almost Peter Northesque. One massive shot that must have flown some ten feet across the room in a thick, white arc - followed by another just as powerful and just as long. And then another. After around ten distinct spurts - which made the wardrobe door look like a bukakke victim - the final dribble.

I spent a good ten minutes scouring the room for errant globules of man batter - I didn't want the missus to have a "There's Something About Mary" moment later in the evening.

I am getting hard right now just thinking of that one.

Just as good was the time the missus decided she was up for a bit of cock-play one morning, hardening me up in her mouth before working on my cock with her tits and both hands. I was so turned on that it was over pretty quickly - and given her obsession with keeping the sheets clean she flipped me to my side and took what was about half a dozen spurts in her mouth. The first one was so strong I could her the thwack as it hit the back of her throat - it didn't phase her and she swallowed the lot before gobbling up the dribble.

The story that all women are shit at jerking a guy off is a myth. Some are born experts, while others might as well be shaking a can of carpet cleaner foam.

December 30th, 2008, 09:33 PM	#13
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	Yea. Let's keep to the subject guys. Another great way to enjoy the wanking experience is to squeeze your balls till it hurts as you are about to shoot your wad. Works for me. __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

January 2nd, 2009, 07:13 PM	#16
Mantra23 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 124 Thanked 16 Times in 1 Post	For my Girlfriend I had a girlfriend ask me to show her how I wank myself off. While she sat in a chair, I stood in front of her a pulled it from a softy to a frantic cumshot for (on) her. I real delight.

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December 30th, 2008, 06:59 PM	#11
crazytanga Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 42 Times in 3 Posts	I am loving anal. Only my second time yesterday and I was able to prolong one orgasm for what seemed like forever. I just kep on cummiing I had to get up as it was rolling off my chest onto the bedsheets!! I am looking forward to tonight.

December 30th, 2008, 08:21 PM	#12
dorcelfan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The sunny south Posts: 228 Thanks: 4,467 Thanked 1,936 Times in 219 Posts	The Ex Mrs D whacked me off in the bath one time...I layed back closed my eyes and just enjoyed it - she was good! When the time came to unload I opened my eyes to see where she was aiming as I knew this would be a good 'un only to see a huge wad of Harry Monk heading towards me.....caught me square in the eye!! It was bloodshot for a week afterwards and she nearly pissed herself laughing Regards D

January 7th, 2009, 11:20 PM	#17
zuckerman Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 99 Thanks: 2,152 Thanked 1,376 Times in 94 Posts	Old girlfriend who I hadn't slept with for four years came to stay on a New Year's Eve in the mid 90s. It was very late, but she decided she needed a bath before turning in. She ran a hot bath and lit the candles that ran along one side of the tub. She asked me to fetch her another brandy. When I got back to the bathroom she said: it's OK, you can come in. Nothing you haven't seen before! I soaped her back, then she lay back in the tub and said: might as well do the rest of me. I stayed away from the rude bits but she was very horny and and began wanking in the tub. She told me: I don't mind if you come too. I dropped by pants and began wanking by the side of the bath. Really, I wanted to fuck her but that wasn't on offer. Then she said: you can come on me if you like. I went to the end of the tub and sat down on the rim with one foot in the water. Her head was beneath my balls. Then I started massaging her belly and hip with my foot. She came before me and what with the distraction of a reverse foot massage without slipping off the edge of the tub or singeing my thigh on the bloody candles, I was still some way from being ready to shoot. But she didn't break the mood: she turned her face up to watch me stroking off and then reached back with her palm facing upwards and slid her fingers under my nuts. Bang! My first shot slapped into the soapy triangle made by her pubes and the bubble bath, the next on her tits, then I squeezed out over her upturned cheek. My cum slid down her face until she stopped it with her fingers and wiped it on my thigh. She was glowing from the heat of the bath, and probably the orgasm. I dried her in a fluffy towel and as I did her legs I knelt in front of her and she let me plant a deep kiss on her fanny. She stopped me going any further: it wouldn't be fair, she said. What she meant was - not fair to her best friend, who was still asleep curled up on the sofa in the living room, and who happened to be my current lover. That was a great experience, but the next morning it was marred by an ordeal over breakfast. I have no idea how it had escaped a thorough toweling (and probably a face wash in the morning) but at the breakfast table as she brushed her hair back from her face I suddenly noticed dried sperm beneath one ear and even some in her hair. To this day, I have no idea how my girlfriend didn't spot it (or whether she thought her friend just had scaly skin). A stupendous wank but mostly because of the circumstances. Not only because it was illicit sex but because the two of them had had an affair when I was dating the other - that's how I got introduced to the new girlfriend. It was like three in a bed ... but with a margin of error of about 35 paces and 65 months. I would have given anything to fuck my current lover that night too, but she was just too sleepy and a bit worse for wear on the Smirnoff and so I just tucked her in and snuggled up behind her. I thought about having a sneaky wank instead for just a second, but (strangely) that would have felt like I was taking something without permission. A weird time to get an attack of morals after sucking her mate's labia into my mouth, but there you go. I told this story to a friend once, feeling pretty smug about it and he just said: you prat, while she was passed out you should have got out of bed and fucked the other woman. Good point. For some months afterward I couldn't work out whether it was a great night or the missed opportunity of my life!

March 9th, 2009, 11:42 PM	#18
Stellar1 Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 13 Thanks: 16 Thanked 114 Times in 13 Posts	Middle of the day - Forest Lawn Cemetary in Los Angeles. OK I will throw this one in for both intensity and the surreal nature of the surroundings. My ex and I lived in LA, so when visitors came, we did the usual round of tourist attractions. One of her former roomates came and requested that we visit Forest Lawn Cemetery made famous by novelist Evelyn Waugh in "The Loved One". It is the ultimate kitsch experience: with ornate carved burial grounds and elaborate tombstones. If you have a million bucks and no taste, you get buried at Forest Lawn. It was a typical, hazy hot LA day with Santa Ana winds blowing through and as I wandered around with two ladies that I had known since college, I got incredibly horny. My ex was a nice looking brunette, but her ex-roomie was a blonde hottie, turned off of men by an college era attempted rape on campus...a truly sad tale...but, as with this whole day, a part of the twisted allure. The two of them were chatting and laughing, walking around in skirts that got whipped up by the breeze. As I caught views of stockings and legs, I couldn't stand it anymore and stepped behing a large above ground mausoleum. It would have been easy to be caught unzipping and flipping, but it happened so fast and furious. Afterwards I walked back to our little group, smiling and much relaxed, but planning on making the moves on my wife that evening, which I did and which was very nice. But, somewhere on that hot and windy day in Forest Lawn, the grass above a grave was "desecrated" in broad daylight. Somehow, I hope that the guy buried there understood that life was occuring amidst death.

March 10th, 2009, 04:38 AM	#19
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	Hopefully this don't sound too...icky.After high school there was a year before I went into the service I spent Doing my heavy partying. You know, to get it out of the way,and say bye bye to my freedom. I was never close to my father, and he and my step mother lived near by.I started doing a lot of coke with my step mom when the old man was at work.I never lived with her, and she was never a mother figure-just a lady who married my father.Eventually, I started sleeping with her.Thats the back story. She was kinky as hell and this got to be a little "thing" we did.She would lay lines out on her body in various sensitive spots and I would get the lines after I jerked off for her.I'd do them up, and we'd just go at it for hours afterward. Never did I look forward to jerkin the gerkin as much as I did with her.

March 10th, 2009, 09:08 PM	#20
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	Bloody hell... Some 25 years, thousands if not tens of thousands of wanks... Some very memorable, most great, some absolutely desperate... lol. The best one was probably when I was all on my own with nothing but a copy of Prvate's Cumshot Deluxe* - a cum-pilation of jizz shots from a number of Prvate movies featiring some of their top models of the late 1990s. Gabriella Wolf. Silvia Saint. And a hottie called Betty. I was completely naked and was flat on the bed - my previous wank had been a quick girlfriend's in the shower, let's knock out a quick one*, so I was determined to make this one long, wet and slow. After greasing my cock in warm baby oil, I ever so slowly stroked to maximum hardness, before taking ten seconds here and there hands-off time. This made each stroking session feel even better, especially when I could see that my swollen red bellend just wanted to shoot. I could feel it building up - and when I finally decided to let it go the result was almost Peter Northesque. One massive shot that must have flown some ten feet across the room in a thick, white arc - followed by another just as powerful and just as long. And then another. After around ten distinct spurts - which made the wardrobe door look like a bukakke victim - the final dribble. I spent a good ten minutes scouring the room for errant globules of man batter - I didn't want the missus to have a "There's Something About Mary" moment later in the evening. I am getting hard right now just thinking of that one. Just as good was the time the missus decided she was up for a bit of cock-play one morning, hardening me up in her mouth before working on my cock with her tits and both hands. I was so turned on that it was over pretty quickly - and given her obsession with keeping the sheets clean she flipped me to my side and took what was about half a dozen spurts in her mouth. The first one was so strong I could her the thwack as it hit the back of her throat - it didn't phase her and she swallowed the lot before gobbling up the dribble. The story that all women are shit at jerking a guy off is a myth. Some are born experts, while others might as well be shaking a can of carpet cleaner foam.