One Day Left - Page 5

**Mal Hombre** · September 29th, 2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GailFan

I'd kill myself.
Why put off till tomorrow what you can do today?

Richie:Let's kill Ourselves and cheat Death
Eddie:I don't think We want to piss Death off Right Now...
Bottom,Hole..

**GailFan** · September 29th, 2012, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Hey GailFan, don't look up too the heavens, but there's a comet due tomorrow

Thanks.

As has been pointed out in other threads, I'm feeling pretty low these days.

**trailmaster** · February 11th, 2016, 01:52 PM

If it is going to be the end of the world tomorrow I would go to the supermarket and buy all the candy bars, all the boxed chocolates, and go to my favorite pizza restaurant and order ten different pizzas. I would also go to a large bakery and get all my favorite kinds of cakes, pies, donuts, cookies, pastry, coffee cake, cinnamon roles, tarts, jelly rolls, and then I would spend all the rest of the day and night eating all this stuff. Might as well die happy.

Estreeter · February 11th, 2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

If it is going to be the end of the world tomorrow I would go to the supermarket and buy all the candy bars,

You're better off stealing them, just in case the world didn't end, you'll still have some cash

**trailmaster** · February 12th, 2016, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

You're better off stealing them, just in case the world didn't end, you'll still have some cash

Shame on you Estreeter, shame, shame, shame.

If it was the end of the world do you think that I would stoop to theft? Nay, kind sirThe wollopers of Australia might just have to pick you up for conspiracy to suggest petty larceny.

. And if the world did not end I would give all those goodies to the poor, the homeless, the hungry.

Estreeter · February 12th, 2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

And if the world did not end I would give all those goodies to the poor, the homeless, the hungry.

I have 55 cents, live in a kennel and have never had a full belly

**trailmaster** · February 12th, 2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I have 55 cents, live in a kennel and have never had a full belly

If you never have had a full belly, how did you make it to the second Garden state?

Estreeter · February 12th, 2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

If you never have had a full belly, how did you make it to the second Garden state?

Penal Colony

**trailmaster** · February 12th, 2016, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Penal Colony

So now we have the full story. You once were a criminal. What did you do, or what were you accused of?

**vo1v0d** · December 12th, 2018, 03:22 AM

There have been times when I would think "Hurry up"

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February 11th, 2016, 01:52 PM	#43
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	If it is going to be the end of the world tomorrow I would go to the supermarket and buy all the candy bars, all the boxed chocolates, and go to my favorite pizza restaurant and order ten different pizzas. I would also go to a large bakery and get all my favorite kinds of cakes, pies, donuts, cookies, pastry, coffee cake, cinnamon roles, tarts, jelly rolls, and then I would spend all the rest of the day and night eating all this stuff. Might as well die happy.