One Day Left

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by blondifan

Four posts before ubu_roi finally mentions women?
I was beginning to think i was on the wrong forum.

Mate, I put food before the women, I need the energy too try out run that comet

[billybunter]

The women will be too busy preparing my underground bunker if mrs BB read that i'd be...

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Mate, I put food before the women, I need the energy too try out run that comet

You'd be too tired from too much food but you could try to roll like a stone.

[mizlaplan]

Just a thought.
Could Estreeter get to Northern Ireland, and more importantly, BB's whiskey collection, in less than 24 hours?
Worrying stuff

[palo5]

Originally Posted by mizlaplan

Just a thought.
Could Estreeter get to Northern Ireland, and more importantly, BB's whiskey collection, in less than 24 hours?

But of course he can

I lent him one of these - they can fly 3.000 kmh



Obviously he can refuel in midair

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by palo5

But of course he can

I lent him one of these - they can fly 3.000 kmh



Obviously he can refuel in midair

Do jet planes run on whiskey

[shodan2011]

1. Get Vaniity to give me a blow job (it's the end of the world, right?)


2. Go to my dad's grave to say goodbye

3. Fuck the hell out of one of my neighbours, who is a milf and a half

4. Feed the dog - little bugger can't go hungry

5. Smoke a couple of top-drawer joints to make me mellow

6. Get a few bottles of Jameson Irish whiskey, get shit-faced and wait for the end (if it ever comes )

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by shodan2011

1. Get Vaniity to give me a blow job (it's the end of the world, right?)

"... like there's no tomorrow."

[krustymcc]

I'd have the lie-in to end all lie-ins.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by billybunter

Do jet planes run on whiskey

Not Estreeter's model

Anyway, why would he fly to you to get whiskey if he could tap it from the plane?