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Old January 9th, 2017, 12:04 PM   #221
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Not really "hidden" because 1. it takes up a lot of room, and 2. it can be loud! but I play the drums.
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Old January 9th, 2017, 05:26 PM   #222
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Wink What`s your hidden talent ?

Does being sentenced to nearly an entire hours community service throwing stones at passersby , despite genocide-ing my own defense lawyer during the Nuremberg trials in full view of the cameras , count

Oh ok

Then my hidden talent is in hiding my talents so well, they`re remain to this day still unknown by me and everybody else
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Old November 20th, 2017, 02:59 PM   #223
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Smile What`s your hidden talent ?

Being such a suave ladies man , that no women are ever aware of it
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I can paint with my cock.
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That's nothing. I can paint with both of mine.

You'd be ambidickstrous then?

My hidden talent seems to be having pornstars I like irrevocably retire.
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I can play the idiot.the buffoon, the imbecile, the amnesiac, the clown, the fuckwit, the amnesiac, the drunk, the stoner,the wanker and not forgetting the amnesiac.
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What's my hidden talent ?

I practiced this for years and can make nothing out of nothing and have never fucked it up
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Old January 13th, 2019, 10:23 AM   #228
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How to act like I am listening while talking to myself even though I am not
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With that comment, I just figured out you're comedian Steven Wright
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