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Old 03-12-2016, 04:48 PM   #1
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1. Women are always ready to have sex, and are never on their period.

2. All women are bi-sexual. No men are.

3. Don't be embarrassed if you walk in on two people having sex. You will be invited to join in.

4. The primary job of a nurse is to have sex with the Doctors and patients.
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Old 03-12-2016, 08:10 PM   #2
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5. Men look really stupid when they're about to come.
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Pizza delivery boy, is the best job in the world
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7. Remember to plug in the headphones and turn the volume way down or the other passengers will think you are a pervert :-)
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Pizza delivery boy, is the best job in the world
8. Women are always eager to engage in a sexual encounter in order to:

a) Not to have to pay for repairs to their kitchen,
b) Get out of a traffic ticket
c) Obtain free pizza
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Old 03-12-2016, 11:59 PM   #6
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Sex must be performed to a script and you always end up jacking off onto a woman's face or tits.
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10 tits and pussy are the two things that a woman must wash the most in a shower

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11 women are prepared to sit on their knees ,open mouthed ,making orgasmic noises whilst you jack off for 5 minutes to cum in their mouth

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12 women never take their shoes off when they make love in bed

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13. Women conveniently have on stockings and suspenders for 'everyday' wear/use despite tights/pantyhose having been the thing normally used for decades.

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